"pickled person" auditions

[Abarbarian]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-13355172

I knew there was an economic squeeze but this is ridiculous.

 

[EvanDavis]

Freaky, I wouldn't qualify though, to long, although £200 for 7 yours a week ? Nice

 

[Taffycat]

Yikes! What a time to discover you're claustrophobic!!

 

[floppybootstomp]

Well I've been pickled since about 1967 so maybe I'd qualify

That's right barman, you heard correctly, a light and bitter, a rum & black and a straight brandy. Thank you.

And perhaps later I'll have a pint of creme de menthe.

With a cherry and a little umberella.