Pasta Khan trips on the microphone cord

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Onideus Mad Hatter

Shake that ass
Fat Hatter you nancy
Cuz rectal sex is your numbah one fancy

You take that cock deep up your butt
When it comes to rectal sex you're such a SLUT

Your Dick is small your ass is large
The rest of your body is like a barge

Your have a diaper fetish too
You'd blow a Care Bear and swallow his goo
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Look at me my name is MC Pasta and I'm going to pretend I can rap
I might be confusing lyrics for sentences but I can't help being a sap

See look at the last two words of my run on sentences they sorta ryhme
It seems I'm too damn stupid to pay attention to the length of time

My other mixup is that I can't seem to get more than just two
What's more sad is that they're all one syllable, like the word shoe

Seriously it's like I sound like a drunk mother goose on Ritalin, yo
I guess I'll just pop another and chill, before I start feeling low

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty ****ing high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )
 
Look at me my name is MC Pasta and I'm going to pretend I can rap
I might be confusing lyrics for sentences but I can't help being a sap

See look at the last two words of my run on sentences they sorta ryhme
It seems I'm too damn stupid to pay attention to the length of time

My other mixup is that I can't seem to get more than just two
What's more sad is that they're all one syllable, like the word shoe

Seriously it's like I sound like a drunk mother goose on Ritalin, yo
I guess I'll just pop another and chill, before I start feeling low
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Thanks DiaperBoy, It's very considerate of you to save us the trouble
of parodying you.
 
Thanks DiaperBoy, It's very considerate of you to save us the trouble
of parodying you.
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Thanks DiaperBitch, It's very considerate of you to save us the
trouble of realizing your delusional idiocy by pointing it out so
clearly like that.

Hey Lionel, maybe next time you should READ the post...then, you know,
you can look less stupid! ^_^

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty ****ing high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )
 
ZZzzZzzzZzzzzzZzzZzzz..z.z.zz.z..z.z.zz.....
n't seem to get more than just two

Thanks DiaperBitch, It's very considerate of you to save us the
trouble of realizing your delusional idiocy by pointing it out so
clearly like that.

Hey Lionel, maybe next time you should READ the post.
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If you want people to actually read your posts, you should try making
them less mind-numbingly ****ing boring than reading the phone book.
 
If you want people to actually read your posts, you should try making
them less mind-numbingly ****ing boring than reading the phone book.
Click to expand...

Or you could try and take less RITALIN...oh, by the by, yer not doin
too good on the whole "not looking stupid thing"...it's cute how you
snip out the parts that bug you the most. ^_^

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty ****ing high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )
 
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