OT: General Humor to Break the Boredom

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Jan Il said:
come

So...eh.....what? You want to have dinner with a high Rush Limbaugh at a
Denny's?

Ahm...optikl...maybe you should have your eyes checked...could give you a
different outlook on things...'k...
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What I see doesn't require visual acuity <vbbg>
 
In Message-ID:<nRcfb.665570$YN5.519761@sccrnsc01> posted on Fri, 03 Oct
Perhaps. I find character flaws, particularly hubris, addictively amusing.
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Then you probably had a good laugh when they showed Arnold in an
elementary school classroom leading the pupils with:
"What do we say to drugs?"
and their inculcated chorus - "NO"

If that neanderthal gets elected, it's gonna be a laugh a minute <g>
 
Bart said:
In Message-ID:<nRcfb.665570$YN5.519761@sccrnsc01> posted on Fri, 03 Oct


Then you probably had a good laugh when they showed Arnold in an
elementary school classroom leading the pupils with:
"What do we say to drugs?"
and their inculcated chorus - "NO"
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I had a bigger laugh when the wimp Davis was leading a union crowd with
the chant "How are you going to vote on the recall?" and their
half-hearted response was "No."
 
optikl said:
http://www.bayarea.com/mld/mercurynews/sports/6917777.htm

No. It's not Christina nude or Brittany's ***s. But, it is funny. How come I
can't get this kind of service in a Denny's?
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Arnie a friend of mine called to tell me he had this severe pain starting
from his backside to his lower front crotch area. A pain that was always on
the left no matter which way he moved. This got worse as time passed with no
relief in sight. For days this went on until he decided to get professional
help. The doctor told him to take go home and drink plenty of fluids and
perform a self exam of his crotch area an call him in the morning. At
daybreak he woke to retreat to the bathroom to find that when he dropped his
drawers and looked below he noticed he had a Grey Davis.
 
In Message-ID:<nRcfb.665570$YN5.519761@sccrnsc01> posted on Fri, 03 Oct


Then you probably had a good laugh when they showed Arnold in an
elementary school classroom leading the pupils with:
"What do we say to drugs?"
and their inculcated chorus - "NO"

If that neanderthal gets elected, it's gonna be a laugh a minute <g>
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