steve said:
women 101? i got the idiots guide to women, but all it says is "dont"...
Bwahahahahahahaha
Got this in email a month or so ago...
=: Matrimonial Manners 101 (Women) :=
Women's classes: classes for women at the local community college.
Sign-up on February 30th.
Please note that there are nearly twice as many sessions for women as
there are for men but, because of their limited attention span, women's
sessions are shorter (this allows time for gossiping -- students are
advised to attend ALL sessions to avoid being the subject of that week's
gossip).
Topic 1 - Silence, the Final Frontier: Where No Woman Has Gone Before.
Help Line Support and Support Groups.
Topic 2 - The Undiscovered Side of Banking: Making Deposits. Graphics
and Video Tape.
Topic 3 - Parties: Going Without New Outfits. Round Table Discussion.
Topic 4 - Man Management: Minor Household Chores Can Wait Till After The
Game. Open Forum.
Topic 5 - Bathroom Etiquette I: Men Need Space in the Bathroom Cabinet
too. Online Class and Role Playing.
Topic 6 - Bathroom Etiquette II: His Razor is His. Testimonials.
Topic 7 - Communication Skills I: Tears -- The Last Resort, not the
First. Relaxation Exercises, Meditation and Breathing Techniques.
Topic 8 - Communication Skills II: Thinking Before Speaking. Examples on
Video.
Topic 9 - Communication Skills III: Getting What you Want Without
Nagging. Support Group.
Topic 10 - Telephone Skills: How to Hang Up. Open Forum.
Topic 11 - Driving a Car Safely I: A Skill You CAN Acquire. Driving
Simulation.
Topic 12 - Driving a Car Safely II: Introduction to Parking. Driving
Simulation.
Topic 13 - Driving a Car Safely III: Advanced Parking; Backing Into a
Space. Driving Simulation.
Topic 14 - Water Retention: Fact or Fat. Graphics and Audio Tape.
Topic 15 - Cooking I: Bringing Back Bacon, Eggs and Butter. Open Forum.
Topic 16 - Cooking II: Bran and Tofu are Not for Human Consumption.
Round Table Discussion.
Topic 17 - Cooking III: How Not to Inflict Your Diets on Other People.
Support Group.
Topic 18 - Compliments: Accepting Them Gracefully. Examples on Video.
Topic 19 - PMS: Your Problem... Not His. Open Forum.
Topic 20 - Dancing: Why Men Don't Like To. Online Class and Role Playing.
Topic 21 - Classic Footwear: Wearing Shoes You Already Have Worn. Round
Table Discussion.
Topic 22 - Criticism: Accepting it Gracefully. Double Session.
*****Upon completion of the course diplomas will be issued to everyone
who attended all sessions and was not the subject of gossip during a
session (credits will be issued for the originators of the best gossip
heard during any session).
[original author unknown]
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-Luke-
If cars had advanced at the same rate as Micr0$oft technology, they'd be
flying by now.
But who wants a car that crashes 8 times a day?
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