OMG HELP!!!! ME

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ok i got a virus im not sure were it came from but it has infected every single .exe file on my computer so i am in need of sum ****ing help i cant run anything it let me run my news browser and internet but besides that NOTHing will run so if someone knows wat im dealing wit it would help.


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imnottelling said:
ok i got a virus im not sure were it came from but it has infected every
single .exe file on my computer so i am in need of sum ****ing help i cant
run anything it let me run my news browser and internet but besides that
NOTHing will run so if someone knows wat im dealing wit it would help.


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From another member of this group ( Thanks to Max M.Wachtel III )

Beginning of standard canned reply.

Update Windows. Use a firewall.
Use an Anti-Virus of your choice and keep it updated.
In Windows Explorer, set Folder Options to “show all files”.
Clean out all temp, cache, etc. files.
Download BeClean here:
http://boozet.xepher.net/beclean/

Download Sysclean from here:
http://www.trendmicro.com/ftp/products/tsc/sysclean.com
Read this(it tells you how to use it!):
http://www.trendmicro.com/ftp/products/tsc/readme.txt
Reboot into safe mode and run Sysclean, write down results, then reboot
normally.
If offending file is in “restore” read this:
http://service1.symantec.com/SUPPOR...2001111912274039?OpenDocument&src=sec_doc_nam

Download AdAware from here:
http://www.majorgeeks.com/download506.html
Read the help files,download the winsock fix, and then Update and run
AdAware.
If you lose your Internet connection after running AdAware run the fix.
Winsock Fix here:
http://www.tacktech.com/display.cfm?ttid=257

Download Spybot Search+Destroy here:
http://www.safer-networking.org/en/download/index.html
Read this:
http://www.safer-networking.org/en/tutorial/index.html
Update and run Spybot (enable all protection).

Download Spyware Blaster here: (enable all protection)
http://www.javacoolsoftware.com/spywareblaster.html

Run a couple of online scanners (pick a different one than your main AV):

BitDefender:
http://www.bitdefender.com/scan/licence.php

Norton:
http://security.symantec.com/sscv6/...d=sym&plfid=23&pkj=XHPGJRSOMVZGYYTZXPE&bhcp=1

Panda:
http://www.pandasoftware.com/activescan/com/activescan_principal.htm

eTrust:
http://www3.ca.com/securityadvisor/virusinfo/scan.aspx

House Call:
http://housecall.trendmicro.com/housecall/start_corp.asp

If the previous do not solve your problems:
Download Bazooka here:
http://www.kephyr.com/spywarescanner/

Download SwatIt here:
http://swatit.org/

Download KL-Detector here
http://dewasoft.com/privacy/kldetector.htm

Download CWShredder here
http://www.intermute.com/spysubtract/cwshredder_download.html

Download HijackThis here:
http://www.majorgeeks.com/download3155.html
Install, run and save the log that is created. Don’t let it fix anything
yet!
You can find forums to post the log to have it analyzed here:
http://tomcoyote.org/hjt/

Download Stinger here:
http://vil.nai.com/vil/stinger/

Download eScan here:
http://www.mwti.net/antivirus/free_utilities.asp
Rename the downloaded file escan.zip and extract (with a zip program) to
C:\Downloads, which you will have to create. Run the updater
(kavupd.exe) and then run eScan (mwavscan.exe).

End of standard canned reply.

-max
 
ok i got a virus im not sure were it came from but it has infected every single .exe file on my computer so i am in need of sum ****ing help i cant run anything it let me run my news browser and internet but besides that NOTHing will run so if someone knows wat im dealing wit it would help.
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It's the illiteracy virus.
Nasty.
 
On that special day, imnottelling, ([email protected]) said...
besides that NOTHing will run so if someone knows wat im dealing wit it would help.
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Why, you are fine. If nothing will run, you can't spread the virus any
more, so we are all safe from you.

Really, there are better ways to troll, than that. Noob.


Gabriele Neukam

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imnottelling said:
ok i got a virus im not sure were it came from but it has infected every single .exe file on my computer so i am in need of sum ****ing help i cant run anything it let me run my news browser and internet but besides that NOTHing will run so if someone knows wat im dealing wit it would help.
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See:
http://bob.bob.bofh.org/~robm/manual/virus/gullibility.html
-max
--
Keeping Windows Clean: http://www.geocities.com/maxpro4u/madmax.html
Virus Cleaning+Fixes: http://www.geocities.com/maxpro4u/TechPros
Change nomail.afraid.org to neo.rr.com so you can reply by e-mail
(nomail.afraid.org has been set up specifically for
use in Usenet. Feel free to use it yourself.)
 
ok i got a virus im not sure were it came from but it has infected every single .exe file on my computer so i am in need of sum ****ing help i cant run anything it let me run my news browser and internet but besides that NOTHing will run so if someone knows wat im dealing wit it would help.
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You just crashed my spell checker.
 
imnottelling said:
i am in need of sum ****ing help
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Try doing integer arithmetic which will create values larger than 2^32
on a machine with a 32 bit word length. That will screw your sums.

Also never forget that 2 + 2 = 5 for extremely large values of 2.
 
Do you have access to a high powered rifle? If you do, shoot the
computer and your problems will be over. Try to aim for the harddrive
and /or power supply. Then shoot the monitor too.
If you can get your hands on an assault weapon, like an AK47, sit back
and just keep shooting until you run out of ammunition. That way
you'll surely kill that virus.
 
Do you have access to a high powered rifle? If you do, shoot the
computer and your problems will be over. Try to aim for the harddrive
and /or power supply. Then shoot the monitor too.
If you can get your hands on an assault weapon, like an AK47, sit back
and just keep shooting until you run out of ammunition. That way
you'll surely kill that virus.
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Wide < Grin > :-) ;-)
 
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