OMG can they be ???

I've often thought that some of my friends, and some people on this forum, are not of this earth. :D

What's new? :p
 
You see, the girl on checkout 16 in Sainsburys is actually from the planet terra6 in the 3rd Galaxy just left past Atares.

Why are they here?

Bananas.

Most of her kin are in tropical climes where bananas are commonplace and the midnight raids on the plantations are not noticed.

But a few aliens, like the girl on checkout 16, ended up in the UK where mid morning thefts from the storeroom are carried out and loaded into an alien 4 x 4 at the delivery shutter.

All these bananas are then transported to the home planet where they fuel the aliens' power stations.

And that's all these shape-shifters are interested in, on planet earth - bananas.

So don't get scared.
 
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