Offering a part-time job

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520

I am seeking cooperator, part-time job and gaining much profits.
We are from China. And our business is internation trade by internet
for many years. Our products is best selling in Europe. And Our
products have Top quality.
Now we are seeking cooperators in Europe. If you do this business, you
will gain eur1000 to eur3000 per month.
We provide products and pay shipping cost. It is easy, and you do it
only by internet.
This is a opporunity. Please contact me if you have any question, we
can talking for detail.
MSN: (e-mail address removed)
E-MAIL: (e-mail address removed)
 
520 said:
I am seeking cooperator, part-time job and gaining much profits.
We are from China. And our business is internation trade by internet
for many years. Our products is best selling in Europe. And Our
products have Top quality.
Now we are seeking cooperators in Europe. If you do this business, you
will gain eur1000 to eur3000 per month.
We provide products and pay shipping cost. It is easy, and you do it
only by internet.
This is a opporunity. Please contact me if you have any question, we
can talking for detail.
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Thank you for your generous offer.

Let me be the first to recommend our Robert Headrick for the position
that you seek to fill. Mr. Headrick is very knowledgeable, is a hard
worker, and very thorough, and I believe that I speak for all the
participants of this newsgroup in this assessment.

He is late of Hewlett-Packard. Mr. Headrick is willing to relocate to
The Continent, and best of all, he is proficient in both Cantonese and
Mandarin. Coincidentally, he has been seeking an opportunity to use his
language skills in commerce.

If you and Mr. Headrick are not able to come to an arrangement, we will
all be happy to offer you our Mr. Measekite, who has contributed more to
our forum than even Mr. Headrick. Measekite is outstanding at sticking
to one topic, and is never at a loss with his replies -- he represents
himself as an expert, and who am I to disagree with this assessment? He
will offer his expertise in any language that you wish. We are confident
that Mr. Measekite will give you exactly the same level of service that
he has given to us. In the interest of international friendship, we will
give you Mr. Measekite without any charge if you will only take him off
our hands, feed him, tuck him in at night, and give him his bottle. We
will be even willing to help propel him in the proper direction with a
swift kick in the butt.

Your humble and obd't servant.

Richard
 
Richard Steinfeld said:
Thank you for your generous offer.

Let me be the first to recommend our Robert Headrick for the position
that you seek to fill. Mr. Headrick is very knowledgeable, is a hard
worker, and very thorough, and I believe that I speak for all the
participants of this newsgroup in this assessment.

He is late of Hewlett-Packard. Mr. Headrick is willing to relocate to
The Continent, and best of all, he is proficient in both Cantonese and
Mandarin. Coincidentally, he has been seeking an opportunity to use his
language skills in commerce.

If you and Mr. Headrick are not able to come to an arrangement, we will
all be happy to offer you our Mr. Measekite, who has contributed more to
our forum than even Mr. Headrick. Measekite is outstanding at sticking
to one topic, and is never at a loss with his replies -- he represents
himself as an expert, and who am I to disagree with this assessment? He
will offer his expertise in any language that you wish. We are confident
that Mr. Measekite will give you exactly the same level of service that
he has given to us. In the interest of international friendship, we will
give you Mr. Measekite without any charge if you will only take him off
our hands, feed him, tuck him in at night, and give him his bottle. We
will be even willing to help propel him in the proper direction with a
swift kick in the butt.

Your humble and obd't servant.

Richard
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Bugger!
I was going to apply but there is no way I could compete with your second
candidate.
You're off my list now Richard!
Grrrrrrrrr
Tony
 
520 said:
I am seeking cooperator, part-time job and gaining much profits.
We are from China.
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Hey spammer, have you had your tea and cardboard buns for breakfast.
Make sure you brush your teeth with antifreeze afterword. By the way
what do you feed your dog these days.
 
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Hey jackass...don't respond to the spammers!
Got it?
Frank
 
Frank said:
------------idiot remarks deleted-------------

Hey jackass...don't respond to the spammers!
Got it?
Frank
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Which jackass are you addressing, Frank?
I didn't get the intervening post since I have a certain party killfiled.
 
Richard said:
Which jackass are you addressing, Frank?
I didn't get the intervening post since I have a certain party killfiled.
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Not you!
I'm referring to that jackass meashershithead.
Frank
 
Frank said:
Not you!
I'm referring to that jackass meashershithead.
Frank
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Perhaps you would be willing to apply the aforementioned kick, Frank.
Measher -- present your ass!

RS
 
Perhaps you would be willing to apply the aforementioned kick, Frank.
Measher -- present your ass!
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That's likely his perpetual posture. I mean, he's forever talking out of
it.

--
Nicolaas.

2007 Pricelessware CD now available. 600Mb of the best of the best in
Freeware. E-Mail me for details.


.... A good pun is its own reword.
 
Richard Steinfeld said:
Measekite is outstanding at sticking
to one topic, and is never at a loss with his replies -- he represents
himself as an expert, and who am I to disagree with this assessment? He
will offer his expertise in any language that you wish.
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Even English?!
 
measekite said:
Why you got it wrong. It is hahahaha not hehehehe. Now what are you
calling us?
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hehehe...it's what I, the poster says it is you idiot!
heheheheheheheheh...lol!
Frank
 
Hey spammer, have you had your tea and cardboard buns for breakfast.
Make sure you brush your teeth with antifreeze afterword. By the way
what do you feed your dog these days. Do you own an ink business?
 
Am I talking to myself again or what?

Nicolaas Hawkins wrote:

On Thu, 26 Jul 2007 15:48:51 -0700, Richard Steinfeld <[email protected]> wrote in <news:[email protected]>:



Frank wrote:



Which jackass are you addressing, Frank? I didn't get the intervening post since I have a certain party killfiled.



Not you! I'm referring to that jackass meashershithead. Frank



Perhaps you would be willing to apply the aforementioned kick, Frank. Measher -- present your ass!



That's likely his perpetual posture. I mean, he's forever talking out of it.
 
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