On Sun, 23 May 2004 08:07:01 +0000, New Wet Kojak shit and wet his
pants as he gazed into one of his favorite mirrors and tentatively
said to himself: "I'm a ****ing sock-puppet moron!!".
To which dszady being friendly and oh-so-helpful in building up New
Wet Kojak's new-found ego replied:
You cross-dressing, gender-confused waste of genitalia. Celibate, eh?
You mean in the closet, right? Or maybe you're a homosexual midget:
in which case, you're in the cupboard! The last time I saw something
as fugly as you, I was cleaning up after my dog. I've seen better
looking road kill. You're a politically vacillating phony liberal
****; too damn broadminded to take your own side in a debate. Calling
you a pea brain would be an insult to peas, you jellyfish-sucking
mental midget. Did your mother leave you in the dryer too long when
you were a kid, you little tap-dancing Leprechaun in a pink wig? Be
careful you don't bump your head on the door handle on the way out. If
you were ever kidnapped and eaten by a cannibal tribe, they'd all die
of high cholesterol, you fat, flabby, fumbling ****. You couldn't get
a job cleaning shit off a toilet, you utterly useless wrinkled balloon
in a muddy puddle of goat's piss. I've seen wounds that were better
dressed than you are, you toad-lickin', hound-kickin', snot-flickin',
inbred swamp spawn! Get a glass belly button; that way, if your head
goes any further up your ass, you can still look out and see what the
rest of the world is up to. You have less value than a festering
discharge from a leper's rectum in Calcutta. Do the world a favor:
stab yourself in the heart with a rusty spike, you frontal lobe
amputee. P.S. Shit-Breath You know so little and know it so fluently."
HTH
Thank you for your time and patience.
