Newspaper Headline Bloopers

[Taffycat]

Sometimes, a bit of punctuation can make all the difference.


# Something went wrong in jet crash, experts says

# Police begin campaign to run down jaywalkers

# Safety Experts say school bus passengers should be belted

# Drunk gets nine months in violin case

# Survivor of Siamese twins joins parents

# Farmer Bill dies in house

# Iraqi head seeks arms

# British left waffles on Falkland Islands

# Lung cancer in women mushrooms

# Eye drops off shelf

# Teacher strikes idle kids

# Reagan wins on budget, but more lies ahead

# Squad helps dog bite victim

# Shot off woman's leg helps Nicklaus to 66

# Enraged cow injures farmer with ax

# Plane too close to ground, crash probe told

# Miners refuse to work after death

# Juvenile court to try shooting defendant

# Stolen painting found by tree

# Two soviet ships collide, one dies

# 2 sisters reunited after 18 years in checkout counter

# Killer sentenced to die for second time in 10 years

# Drunken drivers paid $1000 in '84

# War dims hope for peace

# If strike isn't settled quickly, it may last a while

# Cold wave linked to temperatures

# Nine tenths of mass of universe found in Canberra

# Red tape holds up bridge

# Deer kill 17,000

# Typhoon rips through cemetery; hundreds dead

# Man struck by lightening faces battery charges

# New study of obesity looks for larger test group

# Kids make nutritious snacks

# Local high school dropouts cut in half

# Man minus ear waives hearing

# Include your children when baking cookies

 

[muckshifter]

Include your children when baking cookies, Kids make nutritious snacks ...

 

[cirianz]

Thanks TC, I was a bit down but that had me rofpmslmao

Now... where's that boy of mine.... cookie time I think

 

[itsme]

I can`t choose one above the others