New Microsoft OS to be released - Code Named Sphincter

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I heard it through a reliable source at Microsoft while I was walking
through the parking lot that their next operating system will be called
Microsoft Sphincter. It will only work if you are an ass-hole so most
people posting garbage on this forum can install Beta 1 and everything is
guaranteed to work. You won't need to update anything and it will be
available to the world on day 1 RTM. No activation and you can share it
with all your friends.

Upgrade path.

Those who hate Vista
Those who love Vista
Those who haven't heard of Vista
Those who have installed Vista and are having problems
Those who have installed Vista nad who are NOT having problems

All you need to do is wave your hand across the CPU and it will read your
mind.
 
Henry Jones said:
I heard it through a reliable source at Microsoft while I was walking
through the parking lot that their next operating system will be called
Microsoft Sphincter. It will only work if you are an ass-hole so most
people posting garbage on this forum can install Beta 1 and everything is
guaranteed to work. You won't need to update anything and it will be
available to the world on day 1 RTM. No activation and you can share it
with all your friends.

Upgrade path.

Those who hate Vista
Those who love Vista
Those who haven't heard of Vista
Those who have installed Vista and are having problems
Those who have installed Vista nad who are NOT having problems

All you need to do is wave your hand across the CPU and it will read your
mind.
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Did you think of that all by yourself?
 
No, the team of marketing people, developers, testers, high-up mucky-mucks
at Microsoft did.... According to the reliable source at Microsoft. Gospel
at best. !!!!
 
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