My keyboard doesn't work when faced down

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duke ellington & billy strayhorn

When I turn my keyboard upside down I can't seem to operate the computer -
at least not very well - because the the keys are out of reach. Is there a
way around this besides turning the keyboard right side up?

Btw, which do you think are sexier, the bottoms of keyboards or the bottoms
of a mice/trackballs?

Thanks'n advance.
 
When I turn my keyboard upside down I can't seem to operate the computer -
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Is that a bad thing?
at least not very well - because the the keys are out of reach.
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Unfortunately it seems you were still able to post this, so it
can't be TOO bad, odds are you'll just get used to it eventually.
Is there a
way around this besides turning the keyboard right side up?
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The fingers can be surgically broken and reset so they bend
upwards.

If you do it to your toes too, you may be able to use 2 keyboards
simultaneously.
Btw, which do you think are sexier, the bottoms of keyboards or the bottoms
of a mice/trackballs?
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Definitely optical mice... reminds me of the disco era.
 
When I turn my keyboard upside down I can't seem to operate the computer -
at least not very well - because the the keys are out of reach. Is there a
way around this besides turning the keyboard right side up?
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You need to cut a big hole in your desk surface so you can reach under
and type from the bottom.

Remember to burp with your mouth and fart with your ass.
Btw, which do you think are sexier, the bottoms of keyboards or the bottoms
of a mice/trackballs?
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Neither , Ill take a pizza with sausage, pepproni, mushrooms and
peppers.
 
duke said:
When I turn my keyboard upside down I can't seem to operate the computer -
at least not very well - because the the keys are out of reach. Is there a
way around this besides turning the keyboard right side up?

Btw, which do you think are sexier, the bottoms of keyboards or the bottoms
of a mice/trackballs?

Thanks'n advance.
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Funny you mentioned your problem, I have the same problem with water
glasses. They don't work very well in the up side down position either.
The liquid keeps falling out.
 
Ken said:
Funny you mentioned your problem, I have the same problem with water
glasses. They don't work very well in the up side down position either.
The liquid keeps falling out.
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Let me guess: you're standing on the floor, right?

Idiot - what do the think the ceiling is for, huh? Like, duh, man!

Jon
 
Hi Ken,
Funny you mentioned your problem, I have the same problem with water
glasses. They don't work very well in the up side down position either.
The liquid keeps falling out.
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Lol :)

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I my car upside down as well but I didn't get anywhere - anyone know why?
I'll try with my bike later tonight I think .....
 
duke ellington & billy strayhorn said:
When I turn my keyboard upside down I can't seem to operate the computer -
at least not very well - because the the keys are out of reach. Is there a
way around this besides turning the keyboard right side up?

Btw, which do you think are sexier, the bottoms of keyboards or the bottoms
of a mice/trackballs?

Thanks'n advance.
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Nail the keyboard to the ceiling and you will be able to use it if you stand
on
a chair, carefully you don't fall off though, with a short rope around your
neck fastened to the light fitting.
 
Alex said:
I my car upside down as well but I didn't get anywhere - anyone know
why? I'll try with my bike later tonight I think .....
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Because you were playing the Knight Rider game demo and you forgot to press
the ENTER key to respawn and put KITT rightside up again. ;)
 
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