Mothers Day Gifts for a Motherboard

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Mothers Day is right around the corner. That means we need to think
about gifts for our motherboards. I'm looking for suggestions. I
want something that will make my motherboard real happy. A true gift
from the heart. I dont think flowers are a good idea because if the
water spills from the vase, there could be a motherboard death, and
that would make for a horrible Mothers Day.
 
Mothers Day is right around the corner. That means we need to think
about gifts for our motherboards. I'm looking for suggestions. I
want something that will make my motherboard real happy. A true gift
from the heart. I dont think flowers are a good idea because if the
water spills from the vase, there could be a motherboard death, and
that would make for a horrible Mothers Day.
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Give it the spa treatment. Vacuum it real good with a plastic wand,
preferably one with a brush attachment on the end of it.

Note: Do this only if your real mother wants a new motherboard for Mother's
Day. :) -Dave
 
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Mothers Day is right around the corner. That means we need to think
about gifts for our motherboards. I'm looking for suggestions. I
want something that will make my motherboard real happy. A true gift
from the heart. I dont think flowers are a good idea because if the
water spills from the vase, there could be a motherboard death, and
that would make for a horrible Mothers Day.
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An air-conditioned case. Hey, you never said anything about monetary
constraints or physical practicality.
 
Claude said:
How about a vibrator shaped like a big penis. They love those.
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You would only know that if that is what you got your mum last Mother's
Day. You sicko!
 
Dave Seven" wrote in said:
You would only know that if that is what you got your mum last Mother's
Day. You sicko!
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Maybe he keeps finding mom leaning up against the laundry washer during
the spin cycle.
 
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