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Wendy & John
MONKEYS TAKE OVER MICROSOFT SITE
After my complaint about a Virus created by Microsoft which
damaged my equipment beyond use when I installed WinXP
in my second computer, there was an avalanche of comments
from persons expert in fixing Microsoft OS problems. This is
a tough problem, because it does not respond to the F8 boot
procedure and the protected mode can not be used to uninstall.
With no solutions to offer, the Microsoft MONKEY TEAM had to
take over. These are experts at respinning Microsoft problem
descriptions on behalf of Microsoft when they don't know how
to fix them, primarily (or primately) by ridiculing the victim.
As a monopoly, Microsoft actually can send a team of monkeys
to jeer at a frustrated customer and the customer has to take it.
The Microsoft monkeys, stunned by the opportunity to make
intelligent constructive comments, gave these solutions:
MONKEY 01: It's not a virus !! It's not a virus !! It's not a virus !!
MONKEY 02: You should have read the license details before installing.
MONKEY 03: Use the F8 boot anyway. Type sys c at the prompt.
Ask for a refund.
MONKEY 04: Look in your rear view mirror to see if the FBI is following
you.
MONKEY 05: I have 20 years of computing and you don't have a clue,
"****wit."
MONKEY 06: You wouldn't have a clue if it walked up to you with a "Clue"
sign.
MONKEY 07: You couldn't get a clue if you smeared their body with clue
musk.
MONKEY 08: You want some cheese with your whine?
MONKEY 09: Most XP problems are caused by a faulty keyboard/chair
interface.
MONKEY 10: You trashed your system by your own ignorance/incompetence.
MONKEY 11: What the hell is wrong with you? You installed it knowing
nothing.
MONKEY 12: Learn to live with your mistake.
MONKEY 13: Don't say "Virus." Microsoft calls it "Anti-theft
Mechanism."
MONKEY 14: You deserve the damage because you tried to pirate the O/S.
MONKEY 15: Don't try to shed responsibility for damage you caused
yourself.
MONKEY 16: Quit acting like a spoiled brat. You screwed up. It's your
fault.
MONKEY 17: I have the solution. Get the original computer packing
boxes....
MONKEY 18: That's a great solution. Great minds, great minds...
MONKEY 19: You're probably right!
MONKEY 20: Go back and read the license details you should have read.
MONKEY 21: How dare you call the OS I took the time to learn "A Virus."
Monkey business aside, I did receive some sincere answers, plus some
welcome advice about avoiding exposure to SPAM. None of the proposed
XP answers worked for me, but I am thankful that some people took the
time to offer them. I have found my own solution to what I originally
acknowledged is MY problem, but I don't intend to share it because I want
to avoid the cruel name-calling, the should'ves, and the profanities which
spew forth when the smallest pearl is tossed before this group. In closing;
1.) I believe some good must arise from the Microsoft XP Support/Help
Newsgroup and I encourage posters to continue communicating.
2.) Even though it comes from Microsoft: If it looks like a Virus,
moves like a Virus, acts like a Virus, and smells like a Virus:
It's a Virus !! It's a Virus !! It's a Virus !!
Yours truly, John E. Ardans
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After my complaint about a Virus created by Microsoft which
damaged my equipment beyond use when I installed WinXP
in my second computer, there was an avalanche of comments
from persons expert in fixing Microsoft OS problems. This is
a tough problem, because it does not respond to the F8 boot
procedure and the protected mode can not be used to uninstall.
With no solutions to offer, the Microsoft MONKEY TEAM had to
take over. These are experts at respinning Microsoft problem
descriptions on behalf of Microsoft when they don't know how
to fix them, primarily (or primately) by ridiculing the victim.
As a monopoly, Microsoft actually can send a team of monkeys
to jeer at a frustrated customer and the customer has to take it.
The Microsoft monkeys, stunned by the opportunity to make
intelligent constructive comments, gave these solutions:
MONKEY 01: It's not a virus !! It's not a virus !! It's not a virus !!
MONKEY 02: You should have read the license details before installing.
MONKEY 03: Use the F8 boot anyway. Type sys c at the prompt.
Ask for a refund.
MONKEY 04: Look in your rear view mirror to see if the FBI is following
you.
MONKEY 05: I have 20 years of computing and you don't have a clue,
"****wit."
MONKEY 06: You wouldn't have a clue if it walked up to you with a "Clue"
sign.
MONKEY 07: You couldn't get a clue if you smeared their body with clue
musk.
MONKEY 08: You want some cheese with your whine?
MONKEY 09: Most XP problems are caused by a faulty keyboard/chair
interface.
MONKEY 10: You trashed your system by your own ignorance/incompetence.
MONKEY 11: What the hell is wrong with you? You installed it knowing
nothing.
MONKEY 12: Learn to live with your mistake.
MONKEY 13: Don't say "Virus." Microsoft calls it "Anti-theft
Mechanism."
MONKEY 14: You deserve the damage because you tried to pirate the O/S.
MONKEY 15: Don't try to shed responsibility for damage you caused
yourself.
MONKEY 16: Quit acting like a spoiled brat. You screwed up. It's your
fault.
MONKEY 17: I have the solution. Get the original computer packing
boxes....
MONKEY 18: That's a great solution. Great minds, great minds...
MONKEY 19: You're probably right!
MONKEY 20: Go back and read the license details you should have read.
MONKEY 21: How dare you call the OS I took the time to learn "A Virus."
Monkey business aside, I did receive some sincere answers, plus some
welcome advice about avoiding exposure to SPAM. None of the proposed
XP answers worked for me, but I am thankful that some people took the
time to offer them. I have found my own solution to what I originally
acknowledged is MY problem, but I don't intend to share it because I want
to avoid the cruel name-calling, the should'ves, and the profanities which
spew forth when the smallest pearl is tossed before this group. In closing;
1.) I believe some good must arise from the Microsoft XP Support/Help
Newsgroup and I encourage posters to continue communicating.
2.) Even though it comes from Microsoft: If it looks like a Virus,
moves like a Virus, acts like a Virus, and smells like a Virus:
It's a Virus !! It's a Virus !! It's a Virus !!
Yours truly, John E. Ardans
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