Just how demented is LinTard Land anyhow?

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In comp.os.linux.advocacy HangEveryRepubliKKKan said:
In Lintard Land, left is right, and up is down. Big is small and black is
white.
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left is 'h'

right is 'l'

big is
owl@laptop:~$ figlet wintard
_ _ _
__ _(_)_ __ | |_ __ _ _ __ __| |
\ \ /\ / / | '_ \| __/ _` | '__/ _` |
\ V V /| | | | | || (_| | | | (_| |
\_/\_/ |_|_| |_|\__\__,_|_| \__,_|

owl@laptop:~$

black is 0x000000
 
In comp.os.linux.advocacy HangEveryRepubliKKKan said:
A fine example of the Lintard thought process.
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It's not a thought process. It's muscle memory. Like how my wintarded
boss double-clicks on application buttons (!) over and over if something
doesn't happen in two seconds in XP. I've tried to tell him that the
wait-cursor is always there for at least five seconds in XP, no matter
what you do, but it's no use. And MS wants to give Vista to *this*
guy?
 
Ahahahaha.. Lets see if I get this Demented Lintard reasoning right.

Vista is a failure becuase after 300 days after it's release, it only
has 7.5% of the OS market while the Lintard OS, is a shashing success
because after 18 years after being released it has less than 2% (and
falling) of the OS market.
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Vista is not a failure, unlike your parents.

Not a commercial failure anyway. It can't be a failure based on the fact
that MS has had the OEMS roped in since the late 80's.

What Vista seems to fail on is the 'WOW' factor that MS advertised. It was
expected for Vista to be a major upgrade from XP. It's not. Many of the
major features, that are somewhat innovative and new were pulled from Vista
before it's release because 6 or 7 years wasn't enough development time for
MS to make them work properly.

One indication of it's laskluster appeal, is that MS has said, by it's own
estimates, that going into 2008, WindowsXP will bring in 22% of the income.

That's not a good sign.

As everyone like to make automobile analogies, let's look at this one.

Toyota. Toyota started selling cars in the USA about 50 years ago. Just
this past year, Toyota vehicles outsold GM for the very first time.

So Toyota is a loser company and their products are trash because it took
50 years to do so ?
 
Hey, I Am A Die Hard Right Wing Republican, And I Hate Microsoft Too,
And Love To Use Open Source Linux Ubuntu 7.10 RTW, Just FYI. P.S. I Look
Forward To The Day When The European Union Puts Microsoft Out Of
Business For Their Anti-Trust Behavior, Also Just FYI.
 
In comp.os.linux.advocacy, HangEveryRepubliKKKan
<[email protected]>
wrote
A fine example of the Lintard thought process.
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Old keyboards didn't have arrow keys. Of course old systems
didn't support Windows and therefore clearly don't count.

(Even though VT100, thanks to (curses to?) DEC, gave us a
large number of ANSI standard escape codes. But never
mind that; Microsoft makes it all up as they go along anyway!)
 
Hey, I Am A Die Hard Right Wing Republican, And I Hate Microsoft Too, And
Love To Use Open Source Linux Ubuntu 7.10 RTW, Just FYI. P.S. I Look
Forward To The Day When The European Union Puts Microsoft Out Of Business
For Their Anti-Trust Behavior, Also Just FYI.
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You are such an IDIOT. Just FYI. No wonder you can't hold a job. A right
wing wacko on the loose, with mental problems, Just FYI, and you LOVE
Microsoft. You love it so much, you hang around the msnews.microsoft.com
newsgroups. Just FYI.

Yu are full of crap. Just FYI
 
In comp.os.linux.advocacy HangEveryRepubliKKKan said:
Lintard mindlessness then... Your choice.




And you want to give the LinTard OS to this guy?
Ahahahahahahahahahhahaahhaahhahahaah
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I want to give him my resignation, but he's so pathetic I'm afraid
he'd turn into a big pile of goo.
 
Ok, You Caught Me, I Still Have Only One Older Computer Running Windows
Server 2003 R2 SP2, Just FYI.

The Other 2 Computer's Have Been Completely Converted Over To Open Source
Linux Ubuntu 7.10 RTW, Just FYI.
 
Ok, You Caught Me, I Still Have Only One Older Computer Running Windows
Server 2003 R2 SP2, Just FYI.

The Other 2 Computer's Have Been Completely Converted Over To Open Source
Linux Ubuntu 7.10 RTW, Just FYI.
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So you know what that means now. You need to register Democrat and stop
those right wing wacko ways! Just FYI.

Also, why do you capitalize the first letter of each word? Just FYI

and, why do you always put Just FYI after everything? Can you answer those
simple questions?

Just FYI
 
You are posting to a .NET group (amongst others). Just shut up!

--
Gregory A. Beamer
MVP, MCP: +I, SE, SD, DBA

*************************************************
| Think outside the box!
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Micoshaft Asstroturfer HangEveryRepubliKKKan wrote on behalf of big
corporation:
A
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Micoshaft sales have plummeted to less than
one third of all OS sales in Japan.

Linux is distributed not sold.
Don't pay for any reports that fails to acknowledge that point!!

Linux is now going like hot cakes.

At least one million new Linux desktops per month and the rate is
accelerating.


http://www.livecdlist.com
http://www.distrowatch.com
 
I Will Always Be A Right Wing Gop.Com Member For Life, Just FYI.
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There are always going to be moronic people in the US. Good thing you are
in Illinois. Just FYI
 
In comp.os.linux.advocacy, HangEveryRepubliKKKan
<[email protected]>
wrote
Ahahahahahahahahaha....And where did you pick up that bit of nonsense? Oh
ya... MacWorld.

They put Leopard sales at 60% and Vista sales at 29%. Leaving 11% for all
other operating systems XP (still being sold), Various flavours of Unix, and
of course the various propriatory OS's used in Japanese game machines and
propriatory hardware. And then the LinTard OS.

But wait.. There's more. These figures are only for OS only sales. And
don't include sales associated with the purchase of new machines, which of
course would skiew this result heavily back to the OS camp.
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Those should in fact be counted properly, and I think you mean "Windows
Vista" camp here, although Dell had to retract its Vista-only policy and
extend XP purchases on certain machines.

I'm worried about Dell. They need to go to a Vista-only policy on *all*
their machines. Doing so would increase their bottom line as it
simplifies support and sales. But we'll have to see.

(The alternative of going to a "naked-only" or a Linux-only policy would
cause widespread revolt, the invasion of the US by al Qaeda operatives,
dancing, and nuclear armageddon. Can't have that.)
And what happens when all 1,000,000 MAC users finish upgrading by the end
of this month? Sales on the island will plumet, while sales of Vista will
continue at a growing pase as Vista is retro-adopted by people waiting for
Service Pack 1 to be released.
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And everyone will live happily ever after.
 
If only a real development environment like .NET
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Now THAT is a joke.

All that .Net accomplishes is allowing bad programmers to write bad code
faster.

I know, let's add ANOTHER layer of libraries to go through before we get to
the real system calls, since hardware advances have brought the prices
down, noone will even notice........until you go from XP to Vista that is.

..Net is meant for network/internet-based applications and that's where it
should stay. It should not be used for any locally running applications, or
utilities....like HP printer utilities come to mind.
 
In comp.os.linux.advocacy, HangEveryRepubliKKKan
<[email protected]>
wrote
But java is intended to be run anywhere.

Ahahahahahahahahaha......
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And that is exactly Java's problem. Because it is intended
to be run everywhere, users thereof cannot be locked into
a single platform and forced to pay royalties.

Clearly, Sun wasn't thinking during Java's original
development!

:-)
 
You are a mental retard. Just FYI

HangEveryRepubliKKKan said:
Ahahahahahahahahaha....And where did you pick up that bit of nonsense?
Oh ya... MacWorld.

They put Leopard sales at 60% and Vista sales at 29%. Leaving 11% for
all other operating systems XP (still being sold), Various flavours of
Unix, and of course the various propriatory OS's used in Japanese game
machines and propriatory hardware. And then the LinTard OS.

But wait.. There's more. These figures are only for OS only sales. And
don't include sales associated with the purchase of new machines, which of
course would skiew this result heavily back to the OS camp.

And what happens when all 1,000,000 MAC users finish upgrading by the end
of this month? Sales on the island will plumet, while sales of Vista will
continue at a growing pase as Vista is retro-adopted by people waiting for
Service Pack 1 to be released.
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