Joke

[itsme]

A husband and wife were practicing line dancing…. Unfortunately the London to Bristol express train came along… Police say timing and speed was of the essence!

 

[CITech]

Ha ha ha!

I used to tap dance a lot, but I kept falling into the sink!

Sorry, just couldn't resist that one

 

[muckshifter]

you bugger ...

I should know by now NOT to take a sip of coffee before reading something as plainly signposted as a Joke ... you owe me a new keyboard and gawd knows how it got that far up the wall.

 

[CITech]

Which one us owes you a new keyboard then Mucks?

 

[muckshifter]

Which one us owes you a new keyboard then Mucks?

that Old git does ... but you can throw me a spare if you like.

 

[CITech]

Well if "the old git" buys you the letters, I will chip in with the numbers.

Sound fair?

 

[muckshifter]

Well if "the old git" buys you the letters, I will chip in with the numbers.

Sound fair?

* you know I can't read *

 

[itsme]

that Old git does ... but you can throw me a spare if you like.

Thank gawd I wasn`t drinking when I read the replies