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An English family head out one Saturday to do some shopping.
While in the sports shop the son picks up a Scotland football shirt
and says to His sister, "I've decided to be a Scotland Supporter and
I would like this for my birthday."
His sister is outraged by this and promptly whacks him round the head
and says, "Go talk to your mother."
So off goes the little lad with the Blue Football shirt in hand and
finds his mother. "Mum?"
Yes son?" I've decided I'm going to be a Scotland supporter and I
would like this shirt for my birthday".
The mother is outraged at this, promptly whacks him around the head
and says, "Go talk to your father."
Off he goes with the football shirt in hand and finds his father.
"Dad?"
Yes son?" I've decided I'm going to be a Scotland supporter and I
would like this shirt for my birthday."
The father is outraged and promptly whacks his son around the head
and says: "No son of mine is ever going to be seen in THAT!"
About half an hour later they're all back in the car and heading
towards home. The father turns to his son and says; "Son, I hope
you've Learned something today?"
The son says, "Yes dad I have." Good son, what is it?"
The son replies, "I've only been a Scotland supporter for an hour and
already I hate you English B*****ds!
While in the sports shop the son picks up a Scotland football shirt
and says to His sister, "I've decided to be a Scotland Supporter and
I would like this for my birthday."
His sister is outraged by this and promptly whacks him round the head
and says, "Go talk to your mother."
So off goes the little lad with the Blue Football shirt in hand and
finds his mother. "Mum?"
Yes son?" I've decided I'm going to be a Scotland supporter and I
would like this shirt for my birthday".
The mother is outraged at this, promptly whacks him around the head
and says, "Go talk to your father."
Off he goes with the football shirt in hand and finds his father.
"Dad?"
Yes son?" I've decided I'm going to be a Scotland supporter and I
would like this shirt for my birthday."
The father is outraged and promptly whacks his son around the head
and says: "No son of mine is ever going to be seen in THAT!"
About half an hour later they're all back in the car and heading
towards home. The father turns to his son and says; "Son, I hope
you've Learned something today?"
The son says, "Yes dad I have." Good son, what is it?"
The son replies, "I've only been a Scotland supporter for an hour and
already I hate you English B*****ds!
