Joke of the day

[bodhi]

Usain Bolt goes up to a nightclub and the has the following conversation:

Bolt: Good evening
Bouncer: Sorry sir, I can't let you in with those trainers on. This is a smart establishment. There's a more casual bar 5 minutes down the road.
Bolt: Do you know who I am, I'm Usain Bolt.
Bouncer: Oh, sorry sir. 2 minutes down the road.

 

[crazylegs]

Seems your joke passed over lots of peoples heads here Bohdi..

I enjoyed it though..

 

[Madxgraphics]

Nope not over mine..I enjoyed it. Just been having major PC review problems this morning....Either I can't post or the site page just freezes or ssimply refuses to reload, or just takes half the day to get to the next post/thread

 

[Abarbarian]

Neat. An off track,

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/edinburgh_and_east/8216991.stm

I liked this one,

4) Zoe Lyons - "I went on a girls' night out recently. The invitation said 'dress to kill'. I went as Rose West."

 

[crazylegs]

Tell you what there are some crap jokes there, how they made the top ten I'll never know, I've heard funnier from my ten year old daughter..

Some of them are old too, they were doing the rounds 6 months ago, and the swine flu one I think I posted on here about 3 months ago..

 

[captain zed]

Neat. An off track,

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/edinburgh_and_east/8216991.stm

I liked this one,

4) Zoe Lyons - "I went on a girls' night out recently. The invitation said 'dress to kill'. I went as Rose West."

I thought 7, 8, 9, and 10 were really funny, man. I'm just browsing through the old post's i missed today.