JACQUES

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I CANNOT LOG INTO MY WINDOWS XP HOME EDITION SERVICE PACK TWO
IT GIVES ERROR
WHEN I LOG ON IT GIVES ME AN ERROR
THE SYSTEM CANNOT LOG YOU ON DUE TO THE FOLLOING ERROR:
THE PROGRAM ISSUED A COMMAND BUT THE LENGTH IS INCORRECT.
PLEASE TRY AGAIN OR CONSULT YOUR SYSTEM ADMINISTRATOR.
 
IT said:
I CANNOT LOG INTO MY WINDOWS XP HOME EDITION SERVICE PACK TWO
IT GIVES ERROR
WHEN I LOG ON IT GIVES ME AN ERROR
THE SYSTEM CANNOT LOG YOU ON DUE TO THE FOLLOING ERROR:
THE PROGRAM ISSUED A COMMAND BUT THE LENGTH IS INCORRECT.
PLEASE TRY AGAIN OR CONSULT YOUR SYSTEM ADMINISTRATOR.
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What if you log on as a different user?
What if you boot into safe mode and use MSCONFIG to change what is starting
up?
What if you turn off caps-lock and type normally?
 
What is a JACQUES?

Tom
|I CANNOT LOG INTO MY WINDOWS XP HOME EDITION SERVICE PACK TWO
| IT GIVES ERROR
| WHEN I LOG ON IT GIVES ME AN ERROR
| THE SYSTEM CANNOT LOG YOU ON DUE TO THE FOLLOING ERROR:
| THE PROGRAM ISSUED A COMMAND BUT THE LENGTH IS INCORRECT.
| PLEASE TRY AGAIN OR CONSULT YOUR SYSTEM ADMINISTRATOR.
 
Okay, what is J'acuse
| J'acuse?
| | > What is a JACQUES?
| >
| > Tom
| > | > |I CANNOT LOG INTO MY WINDOWS XP HOME EDITION SERVICE PACK TWO
| > | IT GIVES ERROR
| > | WHEN I LOG ON IT GIVES ME AN ERROR
| > | THE SYSTEM CANNOT LOG YOU ON DUE TO THE FOLLOING ERROR:
| > | THE PROGRAM ISSUED A COMMAND BUT THE LENGTH IS INCORRECT.
| > | PLEASE TRY AGAIN OR CONSULT YOUR SYSTEM ADMINISTRATOR.
| >
| >
|
|
 
Oh gosh,
I accuse (Microsoft?).
Also a pamphlet by Zola.
All in all, it was a (sort of) joke - Jaques, J'acuse.
Michael
 
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