E
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If The Savings and Loan ran like Vista
At the front door you present biometric identification proving your
identity. When you stop at the writing station you need to show a passport
to be allowed to use the pen which remains chained to the desk by a chain
just a little too short for you to be able to write with it.
On your way to the line for a teller a guard stops you and asks you for your
passport, but she can't read it. She screams "Security error!" and ejects
you from the bank. After once again presenting the proper biometrics you
try again and this time she passes you with no questions.
The teller asks to see your driver's license when you present your check.
Then she asks to see it when she counts out the first bill. She asks for it
again when she counts out the second bill. She asks for it again when she
counts out the third bill. She asks for it again...
When you get all 10 twenties you ask her why she didn't deposit the check as
you had asked and she replies that you don't have privileges for that and
informs you that you'll need to get in the elevated privileges line. After
presenting your driver's license twice more you get to that teller, who
informs you that he can't find your account and that his window must close
now.
At the front door you present biometric identification proving your
identity. When you stop at the writing station you need to show a passport
to be allowed to use the pen which remains chained to the desk by a chain
just a little too short for you to be able to write with it.
On your way to the line for a teller a guard stops you and asks you for your
passport, but she can't read it. She screams "Security error!" and ejects
you from the bank. After once again presenting the proper biometrics you
try again and this time she passes you with no questions.
The teller asks to see your driver's license when you present your check.
Then she asks to see it when she counts out the first bill. She asks for it
again when she counts out the second bill. She asks for it again when she
counts out the third bill. She asks for it again...
When you get all 10 twenties you ask her why she didn't deposit the check as
you had asked and she replies that you don't have privileges for that and
informs you that you'll need to get in the elevated privileges line. After
presenting your driver's license twice more you get to that teller, who
informs you that he can't find your account and that his window must close
now.