I need to download excel

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Hi Ruthie -

Purchase it at your favorite computer store. It's available as part of
Microsoft Office and can be purchased separately.

Asking "I need to download Excel" on a Microsoft-sponsored newsgroup isn't
too bright.

Jef
 
Greetings --

1) Go to store/shop that sells computer software.

2) Purchase either Microsoft Excel or a Microsoft Office suite that
contains Excel.

3) Return home.

4) Insert installation CD in PC's CD drive and follow the on-screen
prompts and instructions to install application and desired additional
features.

Neither the Microsoft Office application suite, nor any of its
individual component applications (Word, Excel, PowerPoint, Access,
Outlook, etc.), have _ever_ been "part" of *any* Windows operating
system. They are, and always have been, separate applications, that
must be purchased and installed separately.


Bruce Chambers
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"ruthie" said in
Where can I get just this program?
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Buy it, install it, and then download as many times as you want from your
own drive to your own drive.


In a similar vein:

How do you get a free car with no tab tax, no sales tax, no gift tax, no
gasoline cost, no insurance cost or any other cost?
Steal another off a car dealer's lot after the gas runs out in the one you
stole before.

How do you not pay for any items that you want in a store?
Shoplift.

How do you not pay any rent or mortgage?
Live with your parents.

How do you provide credentials for expertise that you don't have?
Print your own diploma.

How do you a write a book when you have no grasp of grammar or style and
won't do any research or expend any time to write the book?
Plagarize.

How to you get promoted when someone else already has the position?
Assassinate them and make it look like an accident.

How can you have sex whenever, wherever, and as much as you want?
Masturbate.

How can you get cable for free?
Oh, oh, you mean you have to pay for that?

How can you eat as much as you can stuff in your face without exercise but
not gain weight?
Bulimia. Alternatively, eat sawdust.

How do you find pirate copies of software that you can get for free?
Probe the newsgroups pretending to be an absolute moron.
 
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