I just broke the cup holder on the front of my PC

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I just got home and had a big gulp. I hit this button to extend the cup
holder on the front of the PC. When I placed the big gulp on the cup
holder, it broke. Now I don't know what to do.
 
Head to your nearest big box store and pay them $250 to install a new
cupholder. Do not attempt to save money and do this yourself, you lack the
technical prowess necessary for this highly specialized field. Should you
attempt to do so, they will charge an additional $100 to undo the collateral
damage you will cause.

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Best of Luck,

Rick Rogers, aka "Nutcase" - Microsoft MVP

Windows help - www.rickrogers.org
My thoughts http://rick-mvp.blogspot.com
 
I just got home and had a big gulp. I hit this button to extend the cup
holder on the front of the PC. When I placed the big gulp on the cup
holder, it broke. Now I don't know what to do.
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You could just go Spanky your Monkey, Spanky. And have your own big gulp ;)

Now this is too funny. I was thinking earlier, what do the dreggs of Usenet
do when they realize that even a normal person is easily capable of
outwitting them at every exchange ?

Well, they impersonate them of course.
 
Head to your nearest big box store and pay them $250 to install a new
cupholder. Do not attempt to save money and do this yourself, you lack
the technical prowess necessary for this highly specialized field.
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Yes. SpankyDeMonkey does probably lack many things....

Including the intelligence to properly forge a post.
 
DanS said:
Yes. SpankyDeMonkey does probably lack many things....

Including the intelligence to properly forge a post.
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Again, who really cares. If that is exciting news for you then you must
lead a boring life. Maybe I'll change the name 4 or 5 other times. You
just might "come" with that news!!!!!!!!!

Thanks for the laugh. Reminds me of when the other retard, Kevpan815 said
that everything said in this forum was "under oath". I nearly fell off my
chair laughing.
 
DanS said:
You could just go Spanky your Monkey, Spanky. And have your own big gulp
;)

Now this is too funny. I was thinking earlier, what do the dreggs of
Usenet
do when they realize that even a normal person is easily capable of
outwitting them at every exchange ?

Well, they impersonate them of course.
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Well Sherlock, if you think you found out this exciting news that I changed
my name, then wait until I post a couple of jokes. You will probably pee
your pants.

And that was a big Just FYI.

Just FYI
 
DanS said:
I just got home and had a big gulp. I hit this button to extend the cup
holder on the front of the PC. When I placed the big gulp on the cup
holder, it broke. Now I don't know what to do.
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I suggest using all those nice round silvery coasters you have to put your
drink on.
 
Again, who really cares. If that is exciting news for you then you must
lead a boring life. Maybe I'll change the name 4 or 5 other times. You
just might "come" with that news!!!!!!!!!

Thanks for the laugh. Reminds me of when the other retard, Kevpan815 said
that everything said in this forum was "under oath". I nearly fell off my
chair laughing.
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Imagine how much laughter your stupidity has caused. Heck, I might
give up making Frank dance and just focus on you for awhile.

Say, does you mommy know you spank your monkey?
 
Adam Albright said:
Imagine how much laughter your stupidity has caused. Heck, I might
give up making Frank dance and just focus on you for awhile.

Say, does you mommy know you spank your monkey?
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No, my wife spanks my monkey and she does a damn good job. Hell, I can hang
in there for a good 3 minutes or maybe 4!
 
Well Sherlock, if you think you found out this exciting news that I
changed my name, then wait until I post a couple of jokes. You will
probably pee your pants.
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Doubtful.

There is no humor in the projectile diahrea that comes out of you're
schmegma encrusted pie-hole.
 
Dear Friend,

Now that you have "broken" it, there is not much you can do about it.
You would have to replace it.

I would suggest that you get in touch with the computer manufacturer. Inform
them on what has happened and ask them to replace it.
They would charge you for the new cup holder and most probably for the
service technician who comes to your place.

Also, you might be interested in knowing that the "cup holder" is not
actually a cup holder"
It is actually known as an Optical drive.
You place the optical disk on the tray which comes out.
Depending on what is stored in the Optical disk, you would be able to
perform some functions.

Also, you may consider buying a book which explains on how to operate your
computer.
Computers are not difficult machine. Most of the time, they do what you ask
them to do. However, you have to understand that the instructions which you
give them have to be in the same language which both of you understand.

Best of luck
 
DanS said:
Doubtful.

There is no humor in the projectile diahrea that comes out of you're
schmegma encrusted pie-hole.
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So what are you saying? Do you want to go out?
 
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