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Tron
I'm starting a club within this newsgroup ... one of common interest,
I believe, to almost all of us. I shall call it the Killf Filter
Measekite Club. All you have to do to join is to take an oath on your
honor that you have, indeed, kill filtered the idiot and to signify
same by posting a reply to this message. Your reply needn't contain a
body or message ... just post a blank message to allow us to list you
as one of the legion that finds measekite to be the disruptive
annoying worm he is.
By so acting, you will, of course, be enrolled for life as one of the
founding members of the Kill Filter Measekite Club, shall enjoy all
enrollment benefits, and shall be held close to the hearts of all who
regard the newsgroup as a useful tool and source of knowledge.
Moreover, as an additional bonus, upon your eventual demise, the
Computer God shall see to it that each of you are rewarded with 69
virgins. Should you be female, I regret to inform you that the 69
virgin offer is null and void ... it's far too difficult to get male
virgins to admit to their sexual status. You will just have to
satisfy yourself with the knowledge that you've given the figurative
"bird" to measekite and helped the group.
I offer this as an altruistic social exercise to let the little weasel
know just how little we think of him in the hope that maybe, just
maybe, there is one scintilla of decency hiding in some dark corner of
his soul and that he will cease being the turd in the punch bowl.
Besides, at the very least, it will be a cathartic experience for
those of us who are trying to use the newsgroup constructively. Think
of your membership as sort of leaving a figurative burning sack of dog
doo on measekite's front porch. Cheers all.
P. S. Our annual convention shall be held in front of Hewlette
Packard's headquarters where the main event will be a contest to see
which if us can refill the most cartridges in a given length of time.
I believe, to almost all of us. I shall call it the Killf Filter
Measekite Club. All you have to do to join is to take an oath on your
honor that you have, indeed, kill filtered the idiot and to signify
same by posting a reply to this message. Your reply needn't contain a
body or message ... just post a blank message to allow us to list you
as one of the legion that finds measekite to be the disruptive
annoying worm he is.
By so acting, you will, of course, be enrolled for life as one of the
founding members of the Kill Filter Measekite Club, shall enjoy all
enrollment benefits, and shall be held close to the hearts of all who
regard the newsgroup as a useful tool and source of knowledge.
Moreover, as an additional bonus, upon your eventual demise, the
Computer God shall see to it that each of you are rewarded with 69
virgins. Should you be female, I regret to inform you that the 69
virgin offer is null and void ... it's far too difficult to get male
virgins to admit to their sexual status. You will just have to
satisfy yourself with the knowledge that you've given the figurative
"bird" to measekite and helped the group.
I offer this as an altruistic social exercise to let the little weasel
know just how little we think of him in the hope that maybe, just
maybe, there is one scintilla of decency hiding in some dark corner of
his soul and that he will cease being the turd in the punch bowl.
Besides, at the very least, it will be a cathartic experience for
those of us who are trying to use the newsgroup constructively. Think
of your membership as sort of leaving a figurative burning sack of dog
doo on measekite's front porch. Cheers all.
P. S. Our annual convention shall be held in front of Hewlette
Packard's headquarters where the main event will be a contest to see
which if us can refill the most cartridges in a given length of time.