How would you burn up a laptop with no evidence of sabotage

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Im not saying it is right, but lets say you had bought one of those
expensive warranties from a retailer. Now two years later you wanted
to cook you machine and get a new one. Is it possible, and how would
you do it? Just hypothetical, not going to do it.
 
Im not saying it is right, but lets say you had bought one of those
expensive warranties from a retailer. Now two years later you wanted
to cook you machine and get a new one. Is it possible, and how would
you do it? Just hypothetical, not going to do it.
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Two words - spontaneous combustion. Just like the people who burn to
crisp except for their legs and hands or completely turn to ashes
sitting watching TV. Just read the papers for the next case of SC and
leave your laptop in the same spot.
 
Im not saying it is right, but lets say you had bought one of those
expensive warranties from a retailer. Now two years later you wanted
to cook you machine and get a new one. Is it possible, and how would
you do it? Just hypothetical, not going to do it.
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Nanobots
 
Brooks said:
Im not saying it is right, but lets say you had bought one of those
expensive warranties from a retailer. Now two years later you wanted
to cook you machine and get a new one. Is it possible, and how would
you do it? Just hypothetical, not going to do it.
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Load linux. That'll turn it into a useless doorstop.
 
Im not saying it is right, but lets say you had bought one of those
expensive warranties from a retailer. Now two years later you wanted
to cook you machine and get a new one. Is it possible, and how would
you do it? Just hypothetical, not going to do it.
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Make a 1/8 scale model of the laptop, then stick a pin in it, followed by
holding a match underneath it.

Jon
 
Brooks wrote in
Im not saying it is right, but lets say you had bought one of those
expensive warranties from a retailer. Now two years later you wanted
to cook you machine and get a new one. Is it possible, and how would
you do it? Just hypothetical, not going to do it.
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make an offering to the gods. virgins usually do the trick
 
Stick a fire cracker (M-80) in the CD drive slot...
light fuse
RUN
when you hear the bang, return pick up peices, then send via UPS to factory
with note that reads:
"I just found it like this, please fix!"
 
S.Heenan said:
GFree wrote:
<snip garbage>

Say again, nance ?
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I said, go back to COLA (comp.os.linux.advocacy). You'd be welcome their
if you want to unnecessarially bash Linux...
 
GFree said:
I said, go back to COLA (comp.os.linux.advocacy). You'd be welcome their
if you want to unnecessarially bash Linux...
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****! Did a search; you ARE from COLA!

How's the fighting down there. Still civil between the trolls and the
elitists?
 
GFree said:
****! Did a search; you ARE from COLA!

How's the fighting down there. Still civil between the trolls and the
elitists?
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See for yourself.

*flush*

Bon voyage !
 
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