How on earth does her brain even function enough to breathe?

[TriplexDread]

Thick as 2, no wait, 10 short planks

 

[crazylegs]

Unfortunately she has the brain capacity of a 6 year old There are many out there the same.

 

[bootneck02]

Oh boy I think the US education system has a lot to answer for, surely no one can be that thick.

 

[EvanDavis]

Not thick. Just American unfortunately

 

[TriplexDread]

Not all Americans !

Some of them are Rocket Scientists

 

[muckshifter]

Not all Americans !

Some of them are Rocket Scientists

... and they have a last names like, Schulze, von Braun, Häussermann, Neubert etc:

 

[Quadophile]

Before coming to America, I always thought that the origins of Rocket Scientists was America, now I found out having lived here for 6 years that they are all Aliens just like me. As for the blonde, she is smarter than 80% of the population who I happen to come across on a daily basis . At least she was aware of the existence of Europe as a country

 

[nivrip]

All Americans, except for the native North American Indians, are aliens.

How on earth does her brain even function enough to breathe?

Luckily for her, breathing is an automatic process that requires no thought input whatsoever.

 

[muckshifter]

All Americans, are aliens.

If you believe the scientists, we all, apart from Neanderthal [Europeans] who were aslo a different species from us Homo Sapiens, originated from Africa.

It was a long walk I believe.

 

[Becky]

As for the blonde, she is smarter than 80% of the population who I happen to come across on a daily basis

That is worrying - not sure whether to laugh or cry! Well I guess it explains how George W Bush was elected

 

[bootneck02]

Trouble is that many Americans only see the US as the world which is not surprising as it is such a large country and have no conception of the world and countries outside their borders.especially the less well educated.