How long will you live?

75....But hey they told me nan she wouldn't live to see 70, yet she carried on till 105 and smoked like a chimeny and drank like a fish her whole likfe, and was as healthy as an ox till the day she died..
 
Man, aged 60, goes to his doctor’s and has a full check up and is told he is very healthy. He asks the doctor,” Will I live to the age of 80?”



Doctor replies, “Do you smoke?” “No”

“Do you drink to excess?” “No, hardly at all”

“Do you eat chocolate and fatty type foods?” “No”

“Do you sit around all day watching TV and get no exercise?” “No”

“Do you stay out till all hours after being at nightclubs and strip joints?” “No”

“Do you do drugs?” “No”

“Do you have casual affairs with members of both sexes?” “No, certainly not”

“Then why do you give a s**t if you reach 80?”
 
If i'm lucky this time tomorrow will be a blessing the way things are
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TriplexDread said:
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Bad health?

If so, my sympathies.

If not, remember you're a helluva lot better off than lots of people :)

If you have health, a roof, warmth, a bed and food, you're a rich man.

And if you have people near you who like or love you, you're an incredibly wealthy man.

Yep, flops is going soft, lol, but it's true, believe me :)
 
No mate not bad health. Just bad woman!

But as you say. I have food in fridge and gas in pipes and a beautiful son

I'm Blessed!!
 
I got a 79.5 but dont think i'll see 50 ..LOL, did anyone notice that cheating and driving gave heavy hits to you life expectancy.
You could be hit by a car walking down the road tomorrow so my advice is enjoy yourself no matter where you are or what you're doin. Life is what you make of it.
Zzzzz
 
Actually, that wasn't the one I done before, it was a new one, so I took the test.

Results, and I was brutally honest:

I have another 9200 days to live. Not that long, is it? :(

Life expectancy: 83.3

Virtual age: 52.7

But, well, ya know, I have suffered crap, I wouldn't give meself that long, lol, but if they say so then I'm happy to go along with it ;)
 
I guess if you consider how many days you have left, then look at how much time you'll spend working, sleeping and potentially being under the weather, you can easily drop it much further.

Yes ... i know ... aren't i just a little ray of sunshine brightening up the morning ;)
 
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