How I find X and Y?

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The best solution would be to look in your coat pocket, where you usually
find your car keys when they are lost.

Tom Ellison
 
?Or perhaps, try looking under the street light, where the lighting is
better? <g>

(Hi, Tom!)

Jeff Boyce
<Office/Access MVP>
 
Hi Jeff!

Why would there be more lightning under a street light? Perhaps one with a
metal pole?

Now, to qht, if yours was a serious question, I'm sorry, but this would
appear to be an extreme example of insufficient information. Please try
again. If English isn't your best language, we can direct you to experts in
several other languages so you can receive assistance. Just let us know.
While I may have had some fun with this, I really mean no disrespect. We
all really want to be helpful, even if we also like to have some fun while
doing so.

Tom Ellison
 
Hi Allen,

Who is this Ennis guy?

If this is about X and Y, perhaps the technology involved is biological, not
computer related. As in:

How I find X and Y?

Look in your jeans!

(It's better when spoken than written!)

Hint: jeans/genes

But, for puns, we really should rely on John now, shouldn't we.

Tom Ellison
 
No. 43 (a very old joke)

Jeff

Tom Ellison said:
Hi Jeff!

Why would there be more lightning under a street light? Perhaps one with a
metal pole?

Now, to qht, if yours was a serious question, I'm sorry, but this would
appear to be an extreme example of insufficient information. Please try
again. If English isn't your best language, we can direct you to experts in
several other languages so you can receive assistance. Just let us know.
While I may have had some fun with this, I really mean no disrespect. We
all really want to be helpful, even if we also like to have some fun while
doing so.

Tom Ellison
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I suggest a 4 foot piece of yarn to tie them together and run the yarn
through the coat sleaves. This works for my grandson's mittens.
 
Now, to qht, if yours was a serious question, I'm sorry, but this would
appear to be an extreme example of insufficient information. Please try
again. If English isn't your best language, we can direct you to experts in
several other languages so you can receive assistance. Just let us know.
While I may have had some fun with this, I really mean no disrespect. We
all really want to be helpful, even if we also like to have some fun while
doing so.
Click to expand...

<tipping my hat to a true gentleman>


John W. Vinson[MVP]
 
John:

Well, I started all this nonsense. Why shouldn't I be the one to feel a
twinge of conscience about it?

Tom
 
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