how do i write a biography about myself

[Guest]

help!!!!

 

[JoAnn Paules [MSFT MVP]]

Hopefully with honesty.

 

[Amedee Van Gasse]

lolchick123 shared this with us in microsoft.public.word.newusers:

help!!!!

Start with your birth. Or your conception, that's usually more
interesting. ;-)

 

[Daiya Mitchell]

This newsgroup is designed to advise on the technical aspects of using Word,
not on the content of documents written in Word. It's not the best place to
ask this question. Search the web, look for examples, or use your
imagination.

 

[Guest]

Woo hoo!! I had to do a biography way back in 9th grade (as if a 14 year old
would have much to write about). Too bad I hadn't thought about that.My
English teacher would have flipped her wig.

 

[Suzanne S. Barnhill]

Ever read "Tristram Shandy"?

--
Suzanne S. Barnhill
Microsoft MVP (Word)
Words into Type
Fairhope, Alabama USA

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"JoAnn Paules - MVP Publisher"

 

[JoAnn Paules [MSFT MVP]]

No. Should I?

 

[Suzanne S. Barnhill]

Well, it begins with the suggested event. It goes on for many, many pages
before Tristram is even born.

--
Suzanne S. Barnhill
Microsoft MVP (Word)
Words into Type
Fairhope, Alabama USA

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No. Should I?

 

[JoAnn Paules [MSFT MVP]]

One *assumes* those many, many pages are not just a narrative of said
suggested event. (At least I certainly hope not.)

--

JoAnn Paules
MVP Microsoft [Publisher]

Well, it begins with the suggested event. It goes on for many, many pages
before Tristram is even born.

--
Suzanne S. Barnhill
Microsoft MVP (Word)
Words into Type
Fairhope, Alabama USA

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so
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No. Should I?

--

JoAnn Paules
MVP Microsoft [Publisher]

Ever read "Tristram Shandy"?

--
Suzanne S. Barnhill
Microsoft MVP (Word)
Words into Type
Fairhope, Alabama USA

Email cannot be acknowledged; please post all follow-ups to the newsgroup
so
all may benefit.

"JoAnn Paules - MVP Publisher"
Woo hoo!! I had to do a biography way back in 9th grade (as if a 14 year
old
would have much to write about). Too bad I hadn't thought about
that.My
English teacher would have flipped her wig.


--
JoAnn Paules
MVP Publisher


:

lolchick123 shared this with us in microsoft.public.word.newusers:

help!!!!

Start with your birth. Or your conception, that's usually more
interesting. ;-)

 

[Paul Ballou]

Oh Why Not?, It might help keep ones attention.

--
Paul Ballou
MVP Office
http://office.microsoft.com/home
http://www.freeserifsoftware.com/
http://www.ballousgiftshop.com/p1152b/

Life would be easier if we could view the source code

One *assumes* those many, many pages are not just a narrative of said
suggested event. (At least I certainly hope not.)

--

JoAnn Paules
MVP Microsoft [Publisher]

Well, it begins with the suggested event. It goes on for many, many pages
before Tristram is even born.

--
Suzanne S. Barnhill
Microsoft MVP (Word)
Words into Type
Fairhope, Alabama USA

Email cannot be acknowledged; please post all follow-ups to the newsgroup
so
all may benefit.

No. Should I?

--

JoAnn Paules
MVP Microsoft [Publisher]



Ever read "Tristram Shandy"?

--
Suzanne S. Barnhill
Microsoft MVP (Word)
Words into Type
Fairhope, Alabama USA

Email cannot be acknowledged; please post all follow-ups to the newsgroup
so
all may benefit.

"JoAnn Paules - MVP Publisher"
Woo hoo!! I had to do a biography way back in 9th grade (as if a 14 year
old
would have much to write about). Too bad I hadn't thought about
that.My
English teacher would have flipped her wig.


--
JoAnn Paules
MVP Publisher


:

lolchick123 shared this with us in microsoft.public.word.newusers:

help!!!!

Start with your birth. Or your conception, that's usually more
interesting. ;-)

 

[JoAnn Paules [MSFT MVP]]

Because the real thing is only good for a few paragraphs. Anything more than
that and it's high fiction. :-D

--

JoAnn Paules
MVP Microsoft [Publisher]

Oh Why Not?, It might help keep ones attention.

--
Paul Ballou
MVP Office
http://office.microsoft.com/home
http://www.freeserifsoftware.com/
http://www.ballousgiftshop.com/p1152b/

Life would be easier if we could view the source code

One *assumes* those many, many pages are not just a narrative of said
suggested event. (At least I certainly hope not.)

--

JoAnn Paules
MVP Microsoft [Publisher]

Well, it begins with the suggested event. It goes on for many, many
pages
before Tristram is even born.

--
Suzanne S. Barnhill
Microsoft MVP (Word)
Words into Type
Fairhope, Alabama USA

Email cannot be acknowledged; please post all follow-ups to the
newsgroup so
all may benefit.

No. Should I?

--

JoAnn Paules
MVP Microsoft [Publisher]



Ever read "Tristram Shandy"?

--
Suzanne S. Barnhill
Microsoft MVP (Word)
Words into Type
Fairhope, Alabama USA

Email cannot be acknowledged; please post all follow-ups to the
newsgroup
so
all may benefit.

"JoAnn Paules - MVP Publisher"
Woo hoo!! I had to do a biography way back in 9th grade (as if a 14
year
old
would have much to write about). Too bad I hadn't thought about
that.My
English teacher would have flipped her wig.


--
JoAnn Paules
MVP Publisher


:

lolchick123 shared this with us in microsoft.public.word.newusers:

help!!!!

Start with your birth. Or your conception, that's usually more
interesting. ;-)

 

[Suzanne S. Barnhill]

See http://www.iath.virginia.edu/elab/hfl0259.html

--
Suzanne S. Barnhill
Microsoft MVP (Word)
Words into Type
Fairhope, Alabama USA

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all may benefit.

One *assumes* those many, many pages are not just a narrative of said
suggested event. (At least I certainly hope not.)

--

JoAnn Paules
MVP Microsoft [Publisher]

Well, it begins with the suggested event. It goes on for many, many pages
before Tristram is even born.

--
Suzanne S. Barnhill
Microsoft MVP (Word)
Words into Type
Fairhope, Alabama USA

Email cannot be acknowledged; please post all follow-ups to the newsgroup
so
all may benefit.

No. Should I?

--

JoAnn Paules
MVP Microsoft [Publisher]



Ever read "Tristram Shandy"?

--
Suzanne S. Barnhill
Microsoft MVP (Word)
Words into Type
Fairhope, Alabama USA

Email cannot be acknowledged; please post all follow-ups to the newsgroup
so
all may benefit.

"JoAnn Paules - MVP Publisher"
Woo hoo!! I had to do a biography way back in 9th grade (as if a 14

year

old
would have much to write about). Too bad I hadn't thought about
that.My
English teacher would have flipped her wig.


--
JoAnn Paules
MVP Publisher


:

lolchick123 shared this with us in microsoft.public.word.newusers:

help!!!!

Start with your birth. Or your conception, that's usually more
interesting. ;-)

 

[JoAnn Paules [MSFT MVP]]

Hm. Doesn't make me want to go back down to Borders again today and buy it.
I'm reading Sense and Sensibility right now and just picked up my next book.

--

JoAnn Paules
MVP Microsoft [Publisher]

See http://www.iath.virginia.edu/elab/hfl0259.html

--
Suzanne S. Barnhill
Microsoft MVP (Word)
Words into Type
Fairhope, Alabama USA

Email cannot be acknowledged; please post all follow-ups to the newsgroup
so
all may benefit.

One *assumes* those many, many pages are not just a narrative of said
suggested event. (At least I certainly hope not.)

--

JoAnn Paules
MVP Microsoft [Publisher]

Well, it begins with the suggested event. It goes on for many, many pages
before Tristram is even born.

--
Suzanne S. Barnhill
Microsoft MVP (Word)
Words into Type
Fairhope, Alabama USA

Email cannot be acknowledged; please post all follow-ups to the newsgroup
so
all may benefit.

No. Should I?

--

JoAnn Paules
MVP Microsoft [Publisher]



Ever read "Tristram Shandy"?

--
Suzanne S. Barnhill
Microsoft MVP (Word)
Words into Type
Fairhope, Alabama USA

Email cannot be acknowledged; please post all follow-ups to the
newsgroup
so
all may benefit.

"JoAnn Paules - MVP Publisher"
Woo hoo!! I had to do a biography way back in 9th grade (as if a 14
year
old
would have much to write about). Too bad I hadn't thought about
that.My
English teacher would have flipped her wig.


--
JoAnn Paules
MVP Publisher


:

lolchick123 shared this with us in
microsoft.public.word.newusers:

help!!!!

Start with your birth. Or your conception, that's usually more
interesting. ;-)

 

[Paul Ballou]

--
Paul Ballou
MVP Office
http://office.microsoft.com/home
http://www.freeserifsoftware.com/
http://www.ballousgiftshop.com/p1152b/

Life would be easier if we could view the source code

Because the real thing is only good for a few paragraphs. Anything more
than that and it's high fiction. :-D

--

JoAnn Paules
MVP Microsoft [Publisher]

Oh Why Not?, It might help keep ones attention.

--
Paul Ballou
MVP Office
http://office.microsoft.com/home
http://www.freeserifsoftware.com/
http://www.ballousgiftshop.com/p1152b/

Life would be easier if we could view the source code

One *assumes* those many, many pages are not just a narrative of said
suggested event. (At least I certainly hope not.)

--

JoAnn Paules
MVP Microsoft [Publisher]



Well, it begins with the suggested event. It goes on for many, many
pages
before Tristram is even born.

--
Suzanne S. Barnhill
Microsoft MVP (Word)
Words into Type
Fairhope, Alabama USA

Email cannot be acknowledged; please post all follow-ups to the
newsgroup so
all may benefit.

No. Should I?

--

JoAnn Paules
MVP Microsoft [Publisher]



Ever read "Tristram Shandy"?

--
Suzanne S. Barnhill
Microsoft MVP (Word)
Words into Type
Fairhope, Alabama USA

Email cannot be acknowledged; please post all follow-ups to the
newsgroup
so
all may benefit.

"JoAnn Paules - MVP Publisher"
Woo hoo!! I had to do a biography way back in 9th grade (as if a 14
year
old
would have much to write about). Too bad I hadn't thought about
that.My
English teacher would have flipped her wig.


--
JoAnn Paules
MVP Publisher


:

lolchick123 shared this with us in
microsoft.public.word.newusers:

help!!!!

Start with your birth. Or your conception, that's usually more
interesting. ;-)

 

[Amedee Van Gasse]

JoAnn Paules [MSFT MVP] shared this with us in
microsoft.public.word.newusers:

Hm. Doesn't make me want to go back down to Borders again today and
buy it. I'm reading Sense and Sensibility right now and just picked
up my next book.

Of all Jane Austen books, I prefer Pride&Prejudice: I think its the
funniest.

SPOILER:
























In the end, they marry and live happily ever after. ;-)

 

[JoAnn Paules [MSFT MVP]]

I'm not going to read the spoiler. ;-)

--

JoAnn Paules
MVP Microsoft [Publisher]

JoAnn Paules [MSFT MVP] shared this with us in
microsoft.public.word.newusers:

Hm. Doesn't make me want to go back down to Borders again today and
buy it. I'm reading Sense and Sensibility right now and just picked
up my next book.

Of all Jane Austen books, I prefer Pride&Prejudice: I think its the
funniest.

SPOILER:
























In the end, they marry and live happily ever after. ;-)