He's been framed

[Taffycat]

The sorry tale of a would-be burglar

The alleged miscreant – and incurable optimist – appears to have thought he could sneak into the property in Bow through a window measuring just 12 inches by eight inches. He was wrong.

After spending almost six hours with his hind quarters dangling gracelessly out of the window, the man was eventually rescued by firefighters after someone inside the house came down to breakfast and was greeted by a tired head and torso.

Full story The Guardian

Edit: Found a Piccy here

 

[Ian]

Hahaha, serves him right!

 

[floppybootstomp]

Wot a bum deal

A story to warm the cockles of me heart, I no like burglars, no sir.

 

[crazylegs]

Ha what a Di*k!

No doubt the government will probably give him a course in breaking and entering premises properly, on one of there new crime reducing programmes which he will inevitably end up on, even though he's been caught red handed..

 

[EvanDavis]

What a plonker .............

 

[V_R]

lol, how stupid must he be or better still feel......