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Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the crap
table. A very attractive blonde woman arrived and
bet twenty thousand dollars on a single roll of the
dice. She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel
much luckier when I'm completely nude." With that,
she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and
yelled, "Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!" As
the dice came to a stop she jumped up and down and
squealed......
"YES! YES! I WON, I WON!"
She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up
her winnings and her clothes and quickly departed.
The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded.
Finally, one of them asked,
"What did she roll?" The other answered, "I don't
know - I thought you were watching!"
Moral - not all blondes are dumb, but all men are
men!
table. A very attractive blonde woman arrived and
bet twenty thousand dollars on a single roll of the
dice. She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel
much luckier when I'm completely nude." With that,
she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and
yelled, "Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!" As
the dice came to a stop she jumped up and down and
squealed......
"YES! YES! I WON, I WON!"
She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up
her winnings and her clothes and quickly departed.
The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded.
Finally, one of them asked,
"What did she roll?" The other answered, "I don't
know - I thought you were watching!"
Moral - not all blondes are dumb, but all men are
men!
