One of these oughtta do it
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Dear Mr Farquarson
I note with some alarm your proposal to raise Tristram's annual school fees by 40%.
Please put on record my sincere disappointment and dismay at this increase and note the following.
My Tristram is born of gifted parents and is himself something of a child prodigy and with that in mind I feel you should be grateful we let him attend your institution. He can only be an advantage to your reputation, when other parents realise he attended your place of learning parents will be queuing up to open their wallets and flop open their purses for you.
Therefore I have enclosed a cheque for 50% of the requested fees and bearing in mind the facts I have mentioned, feel this fee should be acceptable to both parties.
I look forward to meeting you in the new term.
As ever
Yours faithfully
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Dear Mrs Henley-Smithers
Thank you for your recent letter informing me you are raising your school fees by 40%.
I have never heard of such poppycock in all my life. Yours is a second rate institution at best and I therefore propose to terminate Jemima's attendance at your school and enrol her in the local comprehensive school.
I do realise this will expose her to ordinary people and all the detritus such schools attract but I do this for reasons twofold:
1) It's about time Jemima had her eyes opened to reality.
2) Finance.
Yours adieu
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