Do you wanna Know if God likes you? Buy Microsoft Products!

[Guest]

I am doing this to warn you.

Office 2003 sucks!

Office XP sucks!

Microsloth Office sucks!

IE 6 sucks. Outlook Express sucks. XP SP2 sucks. Longhorn sucks, your mother
sucks, Firefox sucks, Gozilla sucks, RSS sucks, Microjunk Windows XP "Almost
the Same as Windows 2000" sucks.

Windows "Server" 2003 sucks

Windows 2000 sucks, XP, XP SP2 and other suck.

Internet Crasher 6.0 "Burns your computer" is just too unsafe (like other
Micro$oft products).

BURN!BURN!BURNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!

Microjunk(r) sucks. If you have to navigate the web, use a real browser.

Microsoft (r) sucks, and really when it dominates the entire world they are
gonna sell God to you.

STOP MICROSOFT MONOPOLY, WE WANT REAL COMPETITION WITH A HONEST SOFTWARE
MARKET.

not some Microjunk selling you buggy products and an unsafe browser.

CHOOSE ALTERNATIVE SOFTWARE, BOYCOTT MICROSOFT, STOP SPENDING TOO MUCH MONEY
ON MICROJUNK(R) WINTRASH AND IEXPLODER.

 

[Bobby]

Dammit!! I just bought Office 2003!

 

[D@annyBoy]

you want to get rid of MS junkware? Sell them to me so that you can have some
money to examine your head

While having coffee and bread this morning, I read that Microsoft Money
wrote in

 

[Gary Smith]

These things only happen to people who are truly evil.

I am doing this to warn you.

Office 2003 sucks!

Office XP sucks!

Microsloth Office sucks!

IE 6 sucks. Outlook Express sucks. XP SP2 sucks. Longhorn sucks, your mother
sucks, Firefox sucks, Gozilla sucks, RSS sucks, Microjunk Windows XP "Almost
the Same as Windows 2000" sucks.

Windows "Server" 2003 sucks

Windows 2000 sucks, XP, XP SP2 and other suck.

Internet Crasher 6.0 "Burns your computer" is just too unsafe (like other
Micro$oft products).

Microjunk(r) sucks. If you have to navigate the web, use a real browser.

Microsoft (r) sucks, and really when it dominates the entire world they are
gonna sell God to you.

STOP MICROSOFT MONOPOLY, WE WANT REAL COMPETITION WITH A HONEST SOFTWARE
MARKET.