- Joined
- Mar 16, 2002
- Messages
- 6,651
- Reaction score
- 572
In an office:
"TOILET OUT OF ORDER...... PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW "
In a Laundromat:
"AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT GOES OUT "
In a London department store:
"BARGAIN BASEMENT... UPSTAIRS"
In a construction office:
" WOULD THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE STEP LADDER YESTERDAY PLEASE BRINGIT BACK OR FURTHER STEPS WILL BE TAKEN "
In an office:
AFTER TEA BREAK, STAFF SHOULD EMPTY THE TEAPOT AND STAND UPSIDE DOWN ON THE DRAINING BOARD
Outside a secondhand shop:
" WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING - BICYCLES, WASHING MACHINES, ETC. WHY NOT BRING YOUR WIFE ALONG AND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN? "
Notice in health food shop window:
" CLOSED.... DUE TO ILLNESS "
Spotted in a Safari park:
" ELEPHANTS PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR "
Seen during a conference:
" FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND DOESN'T KNOW IT, THERE IS A DAY CARE ON THE 1ST FLOOR "
Notice in a farmer's field:
" THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD FOR FREE , BUT THE BULL CHARGES."
On a repair shop door:
" WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING. (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR - THE BELL DOESN'T WORK)"
Outside a radiator repair shop:
“THE BEST PLACE TO TAKE A LEAK IN TOWN”
"TOILET OUT OF ORDER...... PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW "
In a Laundromat:
"AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT GOES OUT "
In a London department store:
"BARGAIN BASEMENT... UPSTAIRS"
In a construction office:
" WOULD THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE STEP LADDER YESTERDAY PLEASE BRINGIT BACK OR FURTHER STEPS WILL BE TAKEN "
In an office:
AFTER TEA BREAK, STAFF SHOULD EMPTY THE TEAPOT AND STAND UPSIDE DOWN ON THE DRAINING BOARD
Outside a secondhand shop:
" WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING - BICYCLES, WASHING MACHINES, ETC. WHY NOT BRING YOUR WIFE ALONG AND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN? "
Notice in health food shop window:
" CLOSED.... DUE TO ILLNESS "
Spotted in a Safari park:
" ELEPHANTS PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR "
Seen during a conference:
" FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND DOESN'T KNOW IT, THERE IS A DAY CARE ON THE 1ST FLOOR "
Notice in a farmer's field:
" THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD FOR FREE , BUT THE BULL CHARGES."
On a repair shop door:
" WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING. (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR - THE BELL DOESN'T WORK)"
Outside a radiator repair shop:
“THE BEST PLACE TO TAKE A LEAK IN TOWN”
