| DEED, HAD IT, KAPUT, F????D, NO MORE, GIVE UP THE GHOST, LIFE FORCE
| EXTIGUISHED, LIGHT GONE OUT, YOU NO DEAD
|
Customer:
Never mind that, my lad. I wish to complain about this parrot what I
purchased not half an hour ago from this very boutique.
Owner:
Oh yes, the, uh, the Norwegian Blue...
What's, uh... What's wrong with it?
Customer:
I'll tell you what's wrong with it, my lad.
'E's deed, that's what's wrong with it!
Owner:
No, no, 'e's uh, ... he's resting.
Customer:
Look, matey, I know a deed parrot when I see one,
and I'm looking at one right now.
Owner:
No no he's not deed, he's, he's restin'!
Remarkable bird, the Norwegian Blue, idn'it, ay?
Beautiful plumage!
Customer:
The plumage don't enter into it. It's stone deed.
Owner:
Nononono, no, no! 'E's resting!
