Dark deeds

[floppybootstomp]

First reports are coming in of an orange coloured Pokemon figure being found face down in a pool of blood in a cobbled street in Whitechapel, East London. Eye witnesses have described how the legendary cute figure had been violently slashed 'as if with a scalpel' from head to foot and how it's entrails had spilled out onto the cobblestones. Police are treating the incident as murder and wish to speak to a figure seen in the area shortly before the assault wearing a top hat who told locals he was 'The spirit of Jack'.

 

[nivrip]

It's obviously a continuation of the Ripper murders, being in Whitechapel.

Could it even be the same murderer?

 

[EvanDavis]

Could it even be the same murderer?

 

[Ian]

I nipped in to our town centre to run a few errands this morning and there were so many mentions of Pokemon go... even phone shops had signs advertising data packages for it . I feel old .

 

[Becky]

Is it weird that I'm now trying to picture what Pokemon entrails would look like?! In my mind they're full of dolly mixture