Steve said:
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I think your latest blurb is an improvement over what you've used in the
past.
James A. Fortune
(e-mail address removed)
Sung as closely as possible to the tune "Chain of Fools"
Food Chain
It starts with a plant at the bottom of the sea,
something green and slimy.
A free lunch for the water flea,
house salad at the bottom of the sea.
Up swims a shrimp and eats that flea,
maybe gets lucky, and he eats two or three.
But that mighty sardine is the shrimp's downfall.
When it hits my cracker, I'm eatin' 'em all...
'cause I'm the king, I'm the king...
king of the food chain.
Big black bass has got to watch his back,
lookin' out for a shark attack.
But that shark will score, you know that he will...
only to wind up on my grill.. Whoa-ooah.
(background) Hear the king yell.
Come on, baby. Ring my dinner bell.
(background) Red snapper, calamari, northern pike
You know I never met a meal I didn't like,
'cause I'm the king
(background) He's the king.
I'm the king.
(background) King.
King of the food chain.
(background) King of the food chain, king of the food chain.
I'm the king.
(background) He's the king.
I'm the king.
(background) King.
King of the food chain.
(background) King of the food chain, king of the food...
Clam fritters, clam chowder, oysters on the half shell,
grouper fingers and she-crab soup...
fish sticks, bread sticks, hush puppies, devil dogs,
ring dings, mallow bars, cafe latte.
(background) Food chain--food chain--food chain--food chain,
I'm talkin' about food.
(background) Food chain--food chain--food chain--food chain
It's the way it be.
(background) Food chain! Food chain! Food chain! Food chain! Food... chain.
It a food chain with me.
(background) Food! Food! Food! Food! Food... chain.
You know, It starts with a plant
at the bottom of the sea,
works its way up to big ole me.
And it's the way that nature does her thing,
and nature has declared that I'm the king.
(background) Yes, he's the king.
I'm the king.
(background) He's the king.
King.
(background) King of the food chain.
King of the food chain.
King of the food chain.
(background) He's the king.
I'm the king.
(background) He's the king.
King.
(background) King of the food chain.
I'm king of the food chain.
(background):
Food chain, chain, chain. Chain of food.
Food chain, chain, chain. Chain of food.
Food chain, chain, chain. Chain of food.
Food chain, chain, chain. Chain of food.
Food chain, chain, chain. Chain of food.
lyrics by Simpson & Wann, with Cass Morgan
From: King Mackerel & the Blues are Running