Could anyone host

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Could anyone offer to host some of my freeware?
i already host all of it in my .sig:

babya software reviews:
if it says "babya", its sewerware.
if it says "babya", its corlissware.
if it says "babya", its fecalsludgeware.
if it says "babya", its ooslumware.
if it says "babya" its peanutsupthearseware.
if it says "babya", its pissartistware.
if it says "babya", its smegware.
if it says "babya", its pilchardware?
if it says "babya", its pissypantsware.
if it says "babya", its foadware.
if it says "babya", its terroristware.
if it says "babya". its polished-turdware.
if it says "babya", its ignorantware.
if it says "babya", its imgonnatellmommyware.
if it says "babya", its crybabyware.
if it says "babya", its anythingbutusableware.
if it says "babya", its hayseedware.
if it says "babya", its incestware.
if it says "babya", its suicideware.
if it says "babya", its fecalware.
if it says "babya", its goofnutware.
if it says "babya", its pantylinerware.
if it says "babya", its snotware.
if it says "babya", its hurlware.
if it says "babya", its foolware.
if it says "babya", its skankware.
if it says "babya", its unacceptableware.
if it says "babya", its teepeeforyourbungholeware.
if it says "babya", its trollware.
if it says "babya", its testicleware.
if it says "babya", its chumpware.
if it says "babya", its (soiled) underware.
if it says "babya", avoid it like the plague.
if it says "babya", its fuglyware.
if it says "babya", its 'tardware.
if it says "babya", it is syrup-of-ipecac-ware.
if it says "babya", its fartknockerware.
if it says "babya", its poo.
if it says "babya" its spamware.
if it says "babya" its trash.
if it says "babya" its rotgut.
if you use "babya" products, you're polishing a turd.
if it says "babya", its queefware.
if it says "babya", its ignorantfuxorware.
if it says "babya", its diaperware.
if it says "babya", its fungusware.
if it says "babya", its teatware.
if it says "babya", its garbage.
if it says "babya" you're better off dead.
if it says "babya", it must be garbage.
if it says "babya" it means CRAPware"
if it says "babya" it must be the spawn of a dunderheaded dolt.
if it says "babya" it means VOMITware.
if it says "babya" it means hersheysquirtware.
if it says "babya" its pottyware!
if it says 'babya' it means 'keep it off of your computer'.
if it says 'babya', keep it off your system.
 
Michael said:
Are you looking to host a site or only files you want to offer as downloads?
Michael,
The latter-I have some freeware software that could be hosted as downloads?
 
A.A. Fussy said:
Could anyone offer to host some of my freeware?

Warning! This alleged freeware contains the Crap virus written by a socially
inadequate Australian teenager with delusions of sentience.
 
Phoenix said:
Warning! This alleged freeware contains the Crap virus written by a socially
inadequate Australian teenager with delusions of sentience.
I need someone to host the files for me-all the services I've tried do not
permit off-site or direct linking to files.
 
trade you their service for something you can do for them.
you obviously have no idea that you're dealing with an inept wonder.

**
babya software reviews:
if it says "babya", its sewerware.
if it says "babya", its corlissware.
if it says "babya", its fecalsludgeware.
if it says "babya", its ooslumware.
if it says "babya" its peanutsupthearseware.
if it says "babya", its pissartistware.
if it says "babya", its smegware.
if it says "babya", its pilchardware?
if it says "babya", its pissypantsware.
if it says "babya", its foadware.
if it says "babya", its terroristware.
if it says "babya". its polished-turdware.
if it says "babya", its ignorantware.
if it says "babya", its imgonnatellmommyware.
if it says "babya", its crybabyware.
if it says "babya", its anythingbutusableware.
if it says "babya", its hayseedware.
if it says "babya", its incestware.
if it says "babya", its suicideware.
if it says "babya", its fecalware.
if it says "babya", its goofnutware.
if it says "babya", its pantylinerware.
if it says "babya", its snotware.
if it says "babya", its hurlware.
if it says "babya", its foolware.
if it says "babya", its skankware.
if it says "babya", its unacceptableware.
if it says "babya", its teepeeforyourbungholeware.
if it says "babya", its trollware.
if it says "babya", its testicleware.
if it says "babya", its chumpware.
if it says "babya", its (soiled) underware.
if it says "babya", avoid it like the plague.
if it says "babya", its fuglyware.
if it says "babya", its 'tardware.
if it says "babya", it is syrup-of-ipecac-ware.
if it says "babya", its fartknockerware.
if it says "babya", its poo.
if it says "babya" its spamware.
if it says "babya" its trash.
if it says "babya" its rotgut.
if you use "babya" products, you're polishing a turd.
if it says "babya", its queefware.
if it says "babya", its ignorantfuxorware.
if it says "babya", its diaperware.
if it says "babya", its fungusware.
if it says "babya", its teatware.
if it says "babya", its garbage.
if it says "babya" you're better off dead.
if it says "babya", it must be garbage.
if it says "babya" it means CRAPware"
if it says "babya" it must be the spawn of a dunderheaded dolt.
if it says "babya" it means VOMITware.
if it says "babya" it means hersheysquirtware.
if it says "babya" its pottyware!
if it says 'babya' it means 'keep it off of your computer'.
if it says 'babya', keep it off your system.
 
Michael,
The latter-I have some freeware software that could be hosted as downloads?
either that or just thrown out the window just as with any other
completely useless garbage...

--
babya software reviews:
if it says "babya", its sewerware.
if it says "babya", its corlissware.
if it says "babya", its fecalsludgeware.
if it says "babya", its ooslumware.
if it says "babya" its peanutsupthearseware.
if it says "babya", its pissartistware.
if it says "babya", its smegware.
if it says "babya", its pilchardware?
if it says "babya", its pissypantsware.
if it says "babya", its foadware.
if it says "babya", its terroristware.
if it says "babya". its polished-turdware.
if it says "babya", its ignorantware.
if it says "babya", its imgonnatellmommyware.
if it says "babya", its crybabyware.
if it says "babya", its anythingbutusableware.
if it says "babya", its hayseedware.
if it says "babya", its incestware.
if it says "babya", its suicideware.
if it says "babya", its fecalware.
if it says "babya", its goofnutware.
if it says "babya", its pantylinerware.
if it says "babya", its snotware.
if it says "babya", its hurlware.
if it says "babya", its foolware.
if it says "babya", its skankware.
if it says "babya", its unacceptableware.
if it says "babya", its teepeeforyourbungholeware.
if it says "babya", its trollware.
if it says "babya", its testicleware.
if it says "babya", its chumpware.
if it says "babya", its (soiled) underware.
if it says "babya", avoid it like the plague.
if it says "babya", its fuglyware.
if it says "babya", its 'tardware.
if it says "babya", it is syrup-of-ipecac-ware.
if it says "babya", its fartknockerware.
if it says "babya", its poo.
if it says "babya" its spamware.
if it says "babya" its trash.
if it says "babya" its rotgut.
if you use "babya" products, you're polishing a turd.
if it says "babya", its queefware.
if it says "babya", its ignorantfuxorware.
if it says "babya", its diaperware.
if it says "babya", its fungusware.
if it says "babya", its teatware.
if it says "babya", its garbage.
if it says "babya" you're better off dead.
if it says "babya", it must be garbage.
if it says "babya" it means CRAPware"
if it says "babya" it must be the spawn of a dunderheaded dolt.
if it says "babya" it means VOMITware.
if it says "babya" it means hersheysquirtware.
if it says "babya" its pottyware!
if it says 'babya' it means 'keep it off of your computer'.
if it says 'babya', keep it off your system.
 
A.A. Fussy said:
I need someone to host the files for me-all the services I've tried do not
permit off-site or direct linking to files.

How big are the files? If they are small, you could get a cheap host and
put them there. If you can't afford a host, you might be able to find one
that will trade you their service for something you can do for them.
Especially if you won't be using a lot of bandwidth.
 
Michael said:
How big are the files? If they are small, you could get a cheap host and
put them there. If you can't afford a host, you might be able to find one
that will trade you their service for something you can do for them.
Especially if you won't be using a lot of bandwidth.

Someone in back in January offered to host files for me for free
 
Someone in back in January offered to host files for me for free
but then they read my .sig which exposed your lackings as a programmer

**
babya software reviews:
if it says "babya", its sewerware.
if it says "babya", its corlissware.
if it says "babya", its fecalsludgeware.
if it says "babya", its ooslumware.
if it says "babya" its peanutsupthearseware.
if it says "babya", its pissartistware.
if it says "babya", its smegware.
if it says "babya", its pilchardware?
if it says "babya", its pissypantsware.
if it says "babya", its foadware.
if it says "babya", its terroristware.
if it says "babya". its polished-turdware.
if it says "babya", its ignorantware.
if it says "babya", its imgonnatellmommyware.
if it says "babya", its crybabyware.
if it says "babya", its anythingbutusableware.
if it says "babya", its hayseedware.
if it says "babya", its incestware.
if it says "babya", its suicideware.
if it says "babya", its fecalware.
if it says "babya", its goofnutware.
if it says "babya", its pantylinerware.
if it says "babya", its snotware.
if it says "babya", its hurlware.
if it says "babya", its foolware.
if it says "babya", its skankware.
if it says "babya", its unacceptableware.
if it says "babya", its teepeeforyourbungholeware.
if it says "babya", its trollware.
if it says "babya", its testicleware.
if it says "babya", its chumpware.
if it says "babya", its (soiled) underware.
if it says "babya", avoid it like the plague.
if it says "babya", its fuglyware.
if it says "babya", its 'tardware.
if it says "babya", it is syrup-of-ipecac-ware.
if it says "babya", its fartknockerware.
if it says "babya", its poo.
if it says "babya" its spamware.
if it says "babya" its trash.
if it says "babya" its rotgut.
if you use "babya" products, you're polishing a turd.
if it says "babya", its queefware.
if it says "babya", its ignorantfuxorware.
if it says "babya", its diaperware.
if it says "babya", its fungusware.
if it says "babya", its teatware.
if it says "babya", its garbage.
if it says "babya" you're better off dead.
if it says "babya", it must be garbage.
if it says "babya" it means CRAPware"
if it says "babya" it must be the spawn of a dunderheaded dolt.
if it says "babya" it means VOMITware.
if it says "babya" it means hersheysquirtware.
if it says "babya" its pottyware!
if it says 'babya' it means 'keep it off of your computer'.
if it says 'babya', keep it off your system.
 
A.A. Fussy said:
The file I want to be hosted as a download is a freeware 970KB
download -geocities doesn't permit off-site linking, can someone host the
file for me?

You can post it every couple weeks to alt.binaries.freeware. Send people
there to get it.
 
The file I want to be hosted as a download is a freeware 970KB
download -geocities doesn't permit off-site linking, can someone host the
file for me?
 
Does sourceforge.net allow people to upload files? If so, you could make
your software open source and have it there. Also, there might be some file
hosting sites that you can use. I know there used to be some, but I don't
know of any off hand.

AFAIK, Sourceforge does allow file uploading. But Sourceforge is for
Open Source projects only, so Fussy's software doesn't qualify.

The most appropriate place to put the software is in a software
repository. One such repository is Simtel:
www.simtel.net
It was free to upload to the last time I used (a few years ago now) -
but things might have changed since then. If it costs money, then check out
http://dmoz.org/Computers/Software/Directories/
to see if there is a suitable alternative.
 
A.A. Fussy said:
The file I want to be hosted as a download is a freeware 970KB
download -geocities doesn't permit off-site linking, can someone host the
file for me?

Does sourceforge.net allow people to upload files? If so, you could make
your software open source and have it there. Also, there might be some file
hosting sites that you can use. I know there used to be some, but I don't
know of any off hand.
 
The file I want to be hosted as a download is a freeware 970KB
download -geocities doesn't permit off-site linking, can someone host the
file for me?
no. your 'software' isn't worth the trouble. here's why:

babya software reviews:
if it says "babya", its sewerware.
if it says "babya", its corlissware.
if it says "babya", its fecalsludgeware.
if it says "babya", its ooslumware.
if it says "babya" its peanutsupthearseware.
if it says "babya", its pissartistware.
if it says "babya", its smegware.
if it says "babya", its pilchardware?
if it says "babya", its pissypantsware.
if it says "babya", its foadware.
if it says "babya", its terroristware.
if it says "babya". its polished-turdware.
if it says "babya", its ignorantware.
if it says "babya", its imgonnatellmommyware.
if it says "babya", its crybabyware.
if it says "babya", its anythingbutusableware.
if it says "babya", its hayseedware.
if it says "babya", its incestware.
if it says "babya", its suicideware.
if it says "babya", its fecalware.
if it says "babya", its goofnutware.
if it says "babya", its pantylinerware.
if it says "babya", its snotware.
if it says "babya", its hurlware.
if it says "babya", its foolware.
if it says "babya", its skankware.
if it says "babya", its unacceptableware.
if it says "babya", its teepeeforyourbungholeware.
if it says "babya", its trollware.
if it says "babya", its testicleware.
if it says "babya", its chumpware.
if it says "babya", its (soiled) underware.
if it says "babya", avoid it like the plague.
if it says "babya", its fuglyware.
if it says "babya", its 'tardware.
if it says "babya", it is syrup-of-ipecac-ware.
if it says "babya", its fartknockerware.
if it says "babya", its poo.
if it says "babya" its spamware.
if it says "babya" its trash.
if it says "babya" its rotgut.
if you use "babya" products, you're polishing a turd.
if it says "babya", its queefware.
if it says "babya", its ignorantfuxorware.
if it says "babya", its diaperware.
if it says "babya", its fungusware.
if it says "babya", its teatware.
if it says "babya", its garbage.
if it says "babya" you're better off dead.
if it says "babya", it must be garbage.
if it says "babya" it means CRAPware"
if it says "babya" it must be the spawn of a dunderheaded dolt.
if it says "babya" it means VOMITware.
if it says "babya" it means hersheysquirtware.
if it says "babya" its pottyware!
if it says 'babya' it means 'keep it off of your computer'.
if it says 'babya', keep it off your system.
 
Fussy's software doesn't qualify (as software).
you got *that right...

**
babya software reviews:
if it says "babya", its sewerware.
if it says "babya", its corlissware.
if it says "babya", its fecalsludgeware.
if it says "babya", its ooslumware.
if it says "babya" its peanutsupthearseware.
if it says "babya", its pissartistware.
if it says "babya", its smegware.
if it says "babya", its pilchardware?
if it says "babya", its pissypantsware.
if it says "babya", its foadware.
if it says "babya", its terroristware.
if it says "babya". its polished-turdware.
if it says "babya", its ignorantware.
if it says "babya", its imgonnatellmommyware.
if it says "babya", its crybabyware.
if it says "babya", its anythingbutusableware.
if it says "babya", its hayseedware.
if it says "babya", its incestware.
if it says "babya", its suicideware.
if it says "babya", its fecalware.
if it says "babya", its goofnutware.
if it says "babya", its pantylinerware.
if it says "babya", its snotware.
if it says "babya", its hurlware.
if it says "babya", its foolware.
if it says "babya", its skankware.
if it says "babya", its unacceptableware.
if it says "babya", its teepeeforyourbungholeware.
if it says "babya", its trollware.
if it says "babya", its testicleware.
if it says "babya", its chumpware.
if it says "babya", its (soiled) underware.
if it says "babya", avoid it like the plague.
if it says "babya", its fuglyware.
if it says "babya", its 'tardware.
if it says "babya", it is syrup-of-ipecac-ware.
if it says "babya", its fartknockerware.
if it says "babya", its poo.
if it says "babya" its spamware.
if it says "babya" its trash.
if it says "babya" its rotgut.
if you use "babya" products, you're polishing a turd.
if it says "babya", its queefware.
if it says "babya", its ignorantfuxorware.
if it says "babya", its diaperware.
if it says "babya", its fungusware.
if it says "babya", its teatware.
if it says "babya", its garbage.
if it says "babya" you're better off dead.
if it says "babya", it must be garbage.
if it says "babya" it means CRAPware"
if it says "babya" it must be the spawn of a dunderheaded dolt.
if it says "babya" it means VOMITware.
if it says "babya" it means hersheysquirtware.
if it says "babya" its pottyware!
if it says 'babya' it means 'keep it off of your computer'.
if it says 'babya', keep it off your system.
 
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