Condom selling & marketing.

[murdoch]

selling & marketing.

Condoms...
Imagine if all the major brands started selling their own condoms and kept their original tag lines.

Sainsbury condoms - making life taste better

Tesco Condoms - every little helps

Nike Condoms - Just do it

Peugeot Condoms - The ride of your life

KFC Condoms - Finger Licking good

Minstrels Condoms - melt in your mouth, not in your hand

Safeway Condoms - Lightening the load

Abbey National Condoms - because life is complicated enough

Coca Cola Condoms - The real thing

Ever Ready Condoms - keep going and going

Pringles Condoms - once you pop, you can't stop

Burger King Condoms - Home of the Whopper

Goodyear Condoms - "for a longer ride, go wide"

Muller light condoms - so much pleasure, but where's the pain?

Flash Condoms - Just sit back, relax and let flash do all the hard work

Halford Condoms - we go the extra mile

Royal Mail Condoms - I saw this and thought of you

Andrex Condoms - Soft, strong and very very long

Renault Condoms - size really does matter

Domestos Condoms - gets right in the rim

Heineken Condoms -reaches parts that other condoms just cannot reach

Carlsberg Condoms - probably the best condom in the world

Pepperami Condoms - its a bit of an animal

Polo Condoms - the condom with the hole.. (v poor seller )

McDonalds Condoms - I'm Lovin' it

 

[murdoch]

This is a light hearted look on the subject & i hope it can stay.

 

[muckshifter]

You missed a few ...

What's in your pocket ...

Keep 'em comming, oops, but keep 'em clean.



I nominate this post, stickie of the week.

 

[murdoch]

I nominate this post, stickie of the week.

Yes, yes, yes.
Er, OK what does stikie of the week mean??

 

[Alf]

Ahah!
brilliance! in a sorta terrible fashion

 

[PotGuy]

Quality.

 

[Me__2001]

lmao, this is brilliant

 

[Taffycat]

ROFL excellent Murdoch But you can't leave out:


Hewlett Packard condoms - Expanding possibilities

Radio Times condoms - If it's on, it's in

TV Times condoms - I never knew it had so much in it

Gillette condoms - The best a man can get

 

[Adywebb]

Top stuff murdoch


A few more:

American Express condoms - Don't leave home without it.

Egg Marketing Board condoms - Go to work on an egg.

Brut Aftershave condoms - Splash it all over.

Castrol Oil condoms - Liquid Engineering.

Courage Beer condoms - Its what your right arms for.