Clarkson gets locked in toilet
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He did not look happy
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Well well well - true colours eh?
Nice of somebody to turn the tables on him
Nice of somebody to turn the tables on him
Think its funny that since his repeated headlines and subsequent appearances on TV, Piers is now looking like a manufactured pop star stuck in the aging process. He used to look like a fairly normal guy, but now seems stretched and shiny. Reckon he must wear make-up all the time just in case cameras appear ... or maybe the lens of a private eye 
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Piers is nowt but a greasy self promoting little weasel.
Abarbarian said:Piers is nowt but a greasy self promoting little weasel.
A spokesperson for Weasel Rights has said it was "totally unacceptable" to equate weasels with Piers Morgan and that the organisation would seek a public apology. Members of the wildlife network have also condemned the statement which has resulted in 32 complaints, which is greater than the number who complained when Mr Clarkson suggested they be used as tyre warmers.
As yet there has been no official retraction or further statement from Abarbarian on the subject. The BBC have also declined to comment on the matter, claiming this time it really does have nothing to do with them.
More news as soon as we can inflate the story to sufficient Sun-like proportions....
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MattM said:
Only at Daily Sport level now.....
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Who the hell is Piers Morgan? 
I seriously don't know.
At first, viewing the vid, I thought he was the leader of the Tory opposition, he looks sleazy enough, but that's some other geezer who likes The Smiths innit?
I used to like Clarkson but having watched a couple of episodes of Top Gear online recently, it came home to me with some clarity that he just annoys the hell outta me now.
Sad.
I seriously don't know.
At first, viewing the vid, I thought he was the leader of the Tory opposition, he looks sleazy enough, but that's some other geezer who likes The Smiths innit?
I used to like Clarkson but having watched a couple of episodes of Top Gear online recently, it came home to me with some clarity that he just annoys the hell outta me now.
Sad.
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floppybootstomp said:Who the hell is Piers Morgan?
I seriously don't know.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Piers_Morgan
And what parent would name their child after a wooden structure found jutting into a river or the sea..??
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A'm fre yarkshire an we cal' a spade a spade, tha' 'nows wat ah m'ean .
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A'm fre yarkshire an we cal' a spade a spade, tha' 'nows wat ah m'ean .
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Good grief, I've just read Piers Morons blurb from MadX's link.
What a thoroughly nasty piece of work.
Clarkson punched him three times in 2004 apparently.
I think I would have punched him at least six times.
Further confirmation why I don't read newspapers or watch TV anymore.
What a thoroughly nasty piece of work.
Clarkson punched him three times in 2004 apparently.
I think I would have punched him at least six times.
Further confirmation why I don't read newspapers or watch TV anymore.
Best thing to do is search (youtube have it) for the episode of have i got news for you, where he was teamed with Clive Anderson. He was thoroughly owned by Ian Hislop, Angus Deayton and Clive. He showed his personality clearly, not to mention having a hissy-fit live on air.
Each to their own, but i like Clarkson and he's a decent bloke off-air too. The bad blood between the two has turned almost comedic in recent years. he even gave Piers an honorary pat on the back in one of his books for taking the punch like a man
Each to their own, but i like Clarkson and he's a decent bloke off-air too. The bad blood between the two has turned almost comedic in recent years. he even gave Piers an honorary pat on the back in one of his books for taking the punch like a man