Can it really get any worse?

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Any of you regular folk here who may have picked up a teeny part, nay, a soupcon of my character traits over the years my be aware that I am not terribly fond of what a great many Brits refer to as 'The Yuletide Season'.

In fact, not to put too fine a point on it (say you're the only bee in my bonnet) I hate it :)

So it was with some bemusement I espied this little offering: The Christmas Shopping Simulator Game

Eh? Oh..... come ON! :lol:

What next? Some ideas, please add your own.

1) Queue and wait for the dentist to carry out root canal work Simulator
2) Meet ex-wife in solicitor's office to discuss alimony payments Simulator
3) Park in a busy town centre and avoid traffic wardens Simulator
4) Go ten rounds with Mike Tyson Simulator (With unique USB powered 'pain belt' to wear whilst playing game. Extra points awarded if both ear lobes intact at end of each round.

Your favourite Sim, good people?
 
You mean you've not downloaded it to get in the xmas spirit? :lol:

Looks a little like Goat Simulator as a viral marketing tool for Game - very clever!

 
Christmas Shopper Simulator would be the ultimate nightmare for me. It would be my very own Room 101. :D

How about Toilet Cleaning Simulator

or Muckspreading Simulator

or Nappy Changing Simulator

or DIY Enema Simulator

Actually, they all have a similar theme now I think about it. :D

Must be my mind. :D
 
:lol:Like the thought of DIY Enema Simulator nivrip, does give away my perchance for toilet humour being a ex fireman and bootneck:eek:
 
... and you know, the really REALLY sad part is ... people will fecking buy it! :rolleyes:
 
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