Best way to brake a network card

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Turns out I have bought a wireless network card for one of my machines
and it requires PCI 2.1 which my old machine doesnt support. Anyway
it isnt faulty but I need to return it to pcworld. I know they wont
take it back unless it is faulty when they stick it in their test
machine. So my question is what is the best way to brake it without
any sign of physical damage. There are no capacitors to twist off or
anything like that but I was thinking about putting it in the
microwave to try and kill it that way or rubbing it on a wooly jumper
for a while. Anybody have any other suggestions?
 
alfi said:
Turns out I have bought a wireless network card for one of my machines
and it requires PCI 2.1 which my old machine doesnt support. Anyway
it isnt faulty but I need to return it to pcworld. I know they wont
take it back unless it is faulty when they stick it in their test
machine. So my question is what is the best way to brake it without
any sign of physical damage. There are no capacitors to twist off or
anything like that but I was thinking about putting it in the
microwave to try and kill it that way or rubbing it on a wooly jumper
for a while. Anybody have any other suggestions?
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Don't be a stupid ass?

Bring it back and explain. Even if you don't get your money back you might
get a store credit.
 
Turns out I have bought a wireless network card for one of my machines
and it requires PCI 2.1 which my old machine doesnt support. Anyway
it isnt faulty but I need to return it to pcworld. I know they wont
take it back unless it is faulty when they stick it in their test
machine. So my question is what is the best way to brake it without
any sign of physical damage. There are no capacitors to twist off or
anything like that but I was thinking about putting it in the
microwave to try and kill it that way or rubbing it on a wooly jumper
for a while. Anybody have any other suggestions?
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How long ago did you buy it? Do you still have the receipt? They should give
you the money back provided it's not too long and still in good condition.
If you deliberately break it, they'll just give you a replacement.
 
Give them back a 'faulty' one and they'll likely hand you another identical
unit.

Fess up. Tell the truth and they'll deal with you in a better manner.
 
Turns out I have bought a wireless network card for one of my machines
and it requires PCI 2.1 which my old machine doesnt support. Anyway
it isnt faulty but I need to return it to pcworld. I know they wont
take it back unless it is faulty when they stick it in their test
machine. So my question is what is the best way to brake it without
any sign of physical damage. There are no capacitors to twist off or
anything like that but I was thinking about putting it in the
microwave to try and kill it that way or rubbing it on a wooly jumper
for a while. Anybody have any other suggestions?
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Hold it by the metal end...make sure you don't touch any of the
electronics.

Now...shove it up your ass...as far as it will go. Then give it about
6 turns to the right...then to the left. You may need to take it out
and clean it off after the right turns.

Then call PC World...tell them what you've done...and ask them it they
might take it back.

Good ****in' luck.


Have a nice week...

Trent©

Dyslexics of the world ... UNTIE !
 
alfi said:
Turns out I have bought a wireless network card for one of my machines
and it requires PCI 2.1 which my old machine doesnt support. Anyway
it isnt faulty but I need to return it to pcworld. I know they wont
take it back unless it is faulty when they stick it in their test
machine. So my question is what is the best way to brake it without
any sign of physical damage. There are no capacitors to twist off or
anything like that but I was thinking about putting it in the
microwave to try and kill it that way or rubbing it on a wooly jumper
for a while. Anybody have any other suggestions?
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great idea to discuss your plans of fraud in a public forum!
 
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