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The hailstones leaped from the pavement, just like maggots when you fry them in hot grease.

(Gary F. Hevel, Silver Spring)


HUH?!?!?!? EEEEEWWWW!!!

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She felt used and unwanted, like the two biscuit halves of a kit-kat after someone has already nibbled the chocolate around them.
 
Got me going now Triple :bow:

Jane was toast, and not the light buttery kind, nay, she was the kind that's been charred and blackened in the bottom of the toaster and has to be thrown a away because no matter how much of the burnt part you scrape off with a knife, there's always more blackened toast beneath, the kind that not even starving birds in winter will eat, that kind of toast.

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Sorry m8...last one ( maybe)

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His thoughts tumbled in his head, making and breaking alliances like underpants in a dryer without Cling Film.

The little boat gently drifted across the pond exactly the way a bowling ball wouldn't.

The moon looked like a discarded toenail clipping submersed in a puddle of saliva on a black formica worktop.

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