Urinating all over the table agan eh, Miss P? You wouldn't know a technical issue if it were pushed into your orfice anyway, so crawl back into the hole you emerged from and go back to sleep. We'll wake you in a century or so, you wart on the ass of progress. There's someone at your front door wants to talk to you.
To the OP:
One -could- post an attachment here, but most wouldn't open it, and likely no one who could give the best answers would see it. Several, not all by any means, couldn't read an attachment anyway because they are using plain text readers or are set to read only plain text.
Try explaining it in words and if anyone decides it needs to be seen, they'll show you how/where to do so.
Pop