Anyway the wind blows

TriplexDread · Mar 8, 2006

This is just a bit of fun. Makes sure you sing along

Bohemian Curry

To the tune of "Bohemian Rhapsody" by Queen

Naan-aa, just killed a man,

Poppadom against his head,

Had lime pickle now he's dead

Naan-aa, dinner had just begun,

But now Im going to crap it all away.

Didnt mean to make you cry,

Seen nothin yet just see the loo tomorrow,

Curry on, curry on,

Cos nothin really madras.

Too late, my dinner's gone,

Sends shivers up my spine,

Rectum's aching all the time.

Goodbye every bhaji, Ive got to go,

Gotta leave you all behind and use the loo.

Naan-aa, oo-oo-oo-oooooh,

This dopiaza's mild,

I sometimes wish we'd never come here at all......

(Guitar Solo)

I see a little chicken tikka on the side

Rogan Josh, Rogan Josh,

Pass the chutney made of mango

Vindaloo does nicely,

Very very spicey,

ME!!

Biryani (Biryani)

Byriani and a naan.

Vindaloo-oo-oooo

No! No! No! No! No! No! NO!!

I've eaten Balti, somebody help me

He's eaten balti, get him to a lavatory,

Then stand well back, cos this loo is quarantined

Here it comes

There it goes

Technicolour yawn

I chunder-

NO!

It's coming up again

(There it goes!) I chunder

It's coming up again

(There it goes!) I chunder

It's coming up again (Up again!)

Coming up again (Up again!)

No! No! No! No! No! No! NO!

I'm on my knees, I'm on my knees, I'm on my knees, (Oh there he goes)

This vindaloo

Is about to burst my guts

Poor me, poor me, POOR ME!

So you think you can chunder and its all right?

So you want to scoff curry and beer all night?

Ooohhh maybe, now you'll puke like a baby,

Just get it out,

Just get it right out of here...

(Guitar Solo)

Korma, saag or bhuna,

Balti, naan, bhaji,

Nothin makes a difference

Nothin makes a difference....to me......

(Anyway my wind bloooows.......)

cirianz · Mar 8, 2006

ROFLMAO!!!!

Oh yes, that's a good one.
What's that line from 'Red Dwarf' "put the bog roll in the refridgerator before you try this one" :eek:

TriplexDread · Mar 8, 2006

Hehe

Anon_F · Mar 8, 2006

number 1 joke

Very good

Made me laugh :lol:

bodhi · Mar 9, 2006

Here you go, its Glaswegian Rhapsody!! A lot of you guys probably wont understand much of this, but its damn funny.

Glaswegian Rhapsody:

Is this the real life?
Is it the methodone?
Stuck in the Gorbals, two bob fur the telephone?
Open yer wine, an' talk wi' a whine like me
Um just a weeji, gie us yer Sunny D
Cos I'll chib yer pal, rip yer da, slash yer dug, ride yer ma!
Any way the Clyde flows, disnae really mater tae me.....tae me.

Haw maw, just chibbed some bam.... Buckie bottle tae the heid...
An noo the f**kin' b**stards deid!
Haw maw, um just oan parole ... an noo I'm headin back tae Barlineeeee...

Haw Maw, oohooh ooh
Never meant tae steal yer purse
But if I'm no fu' o' batter!
Too late, the bailiff's here
Sends shivers doon ma spine
Gubbed 10 jellies just in time
Goodbye all ma muckers, I've got tae go
Got to go and rip some w*nk fae up the scheme
Haw Maw, oohooh oooh I'm a jakey bam
Sometimes I think I've never been washed at all

I see a little silhouetto of a bam
Adidas! Adidas! Can ye get us a kergo?
Thunderbird, White Lightening, very very frightening to me!
Twenty Mayfair, Twenty Mayfair, Twenty Mayfair and some skins
Magnifico oh oh oh oh!

I'm just a fat boy, nae body loves me
He's just a fat boy fae a fat family!
Spare us a pound for a wee cup o' tea?
Gat tae f*ck, skanky slob, will ye get a job?
For f*cksake NO I will not get a job
Get a job For f*cksake I will not get a job Get a job, Will not get a job Get a job Will not get a job no no no no no.....
Oh gonorrheoea! gonnorrhoea! gonnorhoea and the clap!
Then doon the pub, has the barman put aside for me?
For me, for meeee!

So you hink ye can slash me a pish in ma eye?
So ye hink ye can chib me an leave me tae die?
Haw bawbag, can't dae this tae me bawbag!
Just wait till I'm oot, just wait till I'm right oot ma nut!!
F*ck all really matters, anyone can see
F*ck all really matters.....
F*ck all really matters tae meeeeeee.