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Rush

Rush

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After a stonkingly crap week at work ..i am out early at the Tavern ...anyone want a drink ?:)
 
To start things off and to raise a smile ..heres a joke ...

Mr. Rush goes to see his doctor feeling a bit unwell. The doctor checks him over and eventually finds a couple bags of money up his ****. He pulls them out and can't resist totaling up the value of the find.
"Well," says Dr. Arty, "I've found £1999.99 up your jacksi."
"Hmmm," replies Mr Rush, "that would explain why I've not been feeling too grand..."

*titters of pure admiration and adornment fill the empty room*
 
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Yes Ady ..be quick i`m buying...only till 7.30pm ..then i`m on the collars of everyone else..
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Hello, Hello ...ermmm quiet in here tonight m8:(

Hey Barman ..why dont you open the doors now ..it is 7.30pm...the punters will be dry as Peter Kay with tonsilitis , and i`ll put my wallet away
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Boredom comes at a price; Talking to ones self...... and now answering aswell:lol:
Get the van guys..... I will keep him talking :lol:
 
Naw, no van yet ... let 'im get the drinks in first.

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It's on its way.....we won't wear the white coats ...it might alert him....:nod:
 
Make mine a snakebite...i haven't had a pint of that stuff for a long time....
 
crazylegs said:
Make mine a snakebite...i haven't had a pint of that stuff for a long time....
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Had one today, mmmmmmmmmmm :)
 
Dont know about snakebite, but a pint of old 'wifebeater' would be nice! :D
 
Thanks for the offer Rush - would be great to see your wallet out ;)


But unfortunately I'm up early in the morning and need a clear head - so put one in the pump for me....:p
 
Hmmm Beer

Ian Cunningham said:
Had one today, mmmmmmmmmmm :)
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Blimey used to drink that years ago when i was a student!
Now if we are taking decent beer, a nice pint of cotleigh's tawny please barman:D :D :D
 
Alright!

My language :)

Draught Guinness please, and maybe a packet of cashews if I'm feeling extravagent :D
 
feckit said:
Blimey used to drink that years ago when i was a student!
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Oh yes :D Friday Afternoons often consist of Snake Bite + Blacks, Green Monsters and perhaps even a John Leslie!

Quality drinks! I'm going to miss being a student! :lol:
 
Make mine a baileys, double, treble.... Aaaaahhhh just give me the bl**dy bottle I need something smooth & lethal tonight.
 
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