After days in the wilderness [joke]

[itsme]

After days in the wilderness Paddy and Mike stumble into a bar in the wild west and ask for two beers. Unfortunately they've got no money and the
barman won't give them credit. Just then a bloke walks in with a Red Indian's head under his arm. The barman shakes his head and says, "I hate Indians. Last week the barstuards burnt my barn to the ground, raped my wife. If any man brings me the head of a Red Indian I will give them 1,000 dollars for each."

The two Irishmen look at each other and then go off to find a Red Indian.
Later that day they see one, and Mike throws a stone which hits the Red Indian on the head. The Indian falls off his horse but lands 70ft down a
ravine. Paddy and Mike dash down into the ravine where Paddy starts sawing the Indian's head off.

Suddenly Mike says,"Paddy look at this...."
Paddy says,"in a minute"
"No, look at this....,"says Mike.
"No, can't ya see i'm flippin busy....."
Mike grabs hold of him and Paddy looks up and sees 500,000 Indians standing at
the top of the ravine.
"Flipping heck," says Paddy, "we're gonna be nearly millionaires."

 

[EvanDavis]

 

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[Taffycat]

good one Itsme!!

 

[Abarbarian]