A Student asks a question

[TriplexDread]

STUDENT: Sir can i have a
question?

Teacher: Yes!

Student: How do u put an elephant
inside a fridge?

Teacher: i don't know

Student: It's easy you just open the
fridge and put it in. I have another
question!

Teacher: Okay ask!

Student: How to put a donkey
inside the fridge??

Teacher: It's easy you just open
the fridge and put it in.

Student: No sir! You just open the
fridge take out the elephant and
put it in.

Teacher: Ohhh.. Ok!

Student: Let me ask another one, If
all the animals went to the lion's
birthday party, and one animal
went missing which one would it
be?

Teacher: The Lion of course! Because it
wud eat all the animals.

Student: No sir, it is the donkey
because its still inside the fridge.

Teacher: Are you kidding me?!

Student: No sir! One last question.

Teacher: Ok!!

Student: If there's a river full of
crocodiles and you wanted to
cross, how would you?

Teacher: There's no way, i would
need a boat to cross.

Student: No sir, you just swim and
cross it because all the animals went
to the lion's birthday party

 

[floppybootstomp]

I think I'd have to give that student a slap.

 

[TriplexDread]

LMAO Aye me too

 

[Abarbarian]

I think I'd have to give that student a slap.

The teacher deserves a kick up the arse and sending of for retraining.