A plea for our resident ALL CAPS POSTER

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Redneck Jim

Can't we all just get along?

A D O P T A T R O L L PROGRAM:

Imagine Sally Struthers pleading with you, but instead of the
starving child with flys on and around it's face, there is
MEASEKITE (flys on & buzzing around face) standing with her.

Her pitch might go as such:

Many Usenet Trolls wonder homeless from NG to NG having to
feed on random posters along the way. This can take away from
their effectiveness. Adopt a Troll hopes to alleviate this problem by
assisting homeless Trolls by finding and welcoming them with open
arms to various Trolless NGs around the net. Trolls are much more
effective when they can find a permanent home, and can fully move
in. Having a well fed, and cared for pet Troll in your NG can be a
handy thing. They always make for great entertainment when things
are slow. They quickly feed and devourer any other invading troll
messing with their food supply. Trolls when treated well will often
protect and guard regulars of any NG with all the viciousness of a
rabid pit bull on steroids. This makes for good security.

Become an "ADOPT A TROLL" sponsor. By sending your money
today you can start a young Troll on the road to success. For just
$5.00 a day you can support a troll. You can get them help in finding
a Trolless unsuspecting NG. You can get them multiple ISP accounts
to jump from, and up to five anon remailers to hide behind, and we even
provide them with a bridge to lurk under.

As your Troll grows strong, you will be sent updates on how your Troll
is doing, and receive personal flames from your Troll to know that they
are ok. In just a short time you will be able to sit back and watch your
Troll make some unsuspecting poster have a complete mental & nervous
break down..

Send your money today.

Please help homeless Trolls.
Tell them about alt.support.troll-acceptance !!
A proud sponsor of ADOPT A TROLL

www.plonk.com

alt.support.troll-acceptance
 
I think he will soon be gone, he should expect a knock on the door anytime
now, my info is, the Feds have his details and are reading all he sends out.
Have a nice day measekitie.......
 
WHY ITS DA REDNECK AND DA SHOOTER. I TINK DAT MILOU SHOULD POST THIS
ALL OVER. AND BY THE WAY YOU SOUND LIKE A REAL TROLL
 
I think he will soon be gone, he should expect a knock on the door anytime
now, my info is, the Feds have his details and are reading all he sends out.
Have a nice day measekitie.......
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Naw, the NSA automatically filters out trolls from their domestic
spying operation. Even when they are doing something illegal they are
very careful to do the job correctly.
 
Redneck said:
Can't we all just get along?

A D O P T A T R O L L PROGRAM:

Imagine Sally Struthers pleading with you, but instead of the
starving child with flys on and around it's face, there is
MEASEKITE (flys on & buzzing around face) standing with her.

Her pitch might go as such:

Many Usenet Trolls wonder homeless from NG to NG having to
feed on random posters along the way. This can take away from
their effectiveness. Adopt a Troll hopes to alleviate this problem by
assisting homeless Trolls by finding and welcoming them with open
arms to various Trolless NGs around the net. Trolls are much more
effective when they can find a permanent home, and can fully move
in. Having a well fed, and cared for pet Troll in your NG can be a
handy thing. They always make for great entertainment when things
are slow. They quickly feed and devourer any other invading troll
messing with their food supply. Trolls when treated well will often
protect and guard regulars of any NG with all the viciousness of a
rabid pit bull on steroids. This makes for good security.

Become an "ADOPT A TROLL" sponsor. By sending your money
today you can start a young Troll on the road to success. For just
$5.00 a day you can support a troll. You can get them help in finding
a Trolless unsuspecting NG. You can get them multiple ISP accounts
to jump from, and up to five anon remailers to hide behind, and we even
provide them with a bridge to lurk under.

As your Troll grows strong, you will be sent updates on how your Troll
is doing, and receive personal flames from your Troll to know that they
are ok. In just a short time you will be able to sit back and watch your
Troll make some unsuspecting poster have a complete mental & nervous
break down..

Send your money today.

Please help homeless Trolls.
Tell them about alt.support.troll-acceptance !!
A proud sponsor of ADOPT A TROLL

www.plonk.com

alt.support.troll-acceptance
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A nice plea for doing the right thing. And the price is right, less
than an OEM ink cart.

Mickey
 
I think he will soon be gone, he should expect a knock on the door anytime
now, my info is, the Feds have his details and are reading all he sends out.
Have a nice day measekitie.......
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Mental cases are a federal reponsability?


Geo
 
Redneck said:
Can't we all just get along?

A D O P T A T R O L L PROGRAM:

Imagine Sally Struthers pleading with you, but instead of the
starving child with flys on and around it's face, there is
MEASEKITE (flys on & buzzing around face) standing with her.

Her pitch might go as such:

Many Usenet Trolls wonder homeless from NG to NG having to
feed on random posters along the way. This can take away from
their effectiveness. Adopt a Troll hopes to alleviate this problem by
assisting homeless Trolls by finding and welcoming them with open
arms to various Trolless NGs around the net. Trolls are much more
effective when they can find a permanent home, and can fully move
in. Having a well fed, and cared for pet Troll in your NG can be a
handy thing. They always make for great entertainment when things
are slow. They quickly feed and devourer any other invading troll
messing with their food supply. Trolls when treated well will often
protect and guard regulars of any NG with all the viciousness of a
rabid pit bull on steroids. This makes for good security.

Become an "ADOPT A TROLL" sponsor. By sending your money
today you can start a young Troll on the road to success. For just
$5.00 a day you can support a troll. You can get them help in finding
a Trolless unsuspecting NG. You can get them multiple ISP accounts
to jump from, and up to five anon remailers to hide behind, and we even
provide them with a bridge to lurk under.

As your Troll grows strong, you will be sent updates on how your Troll
is doing, and receive personal flames from your Troll to know that they
are ok. In just a short time you will be able to sit back and watch your
Troll make some unsuspecting poster have a complete mental & nervous
break down..

Send your money today.

Please help homeless Trolls.
Tell them about alt.support.troll-acceptance !!
A proud sponsor of ADOPT A TROLL

www.plonk.com

alt.support.troll-acceptance
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I've said this before:
Meashershithead is most likely an old, fat, lying moron. He has no life
other than this non-moderated ng. He's been barred from at least a dozen
other ng's for his stupid behavior.
He is probably mentally deranged, drunk, on drugs or any combination of
the three.
I have never seen an intelligible response from his lying mouth. He gets
very childish when confronted and cornered by his lies.
Kill file his stuck-on-stupid ass and be done with him.
He is an excellent example of a real loser.
Frank
 
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