Hi Chris V. , So nice to hear from you again .
How is everything ?
I was surprise that you used the word , " Plonk " .
I expected so much more from you .
Waitress :
... or Lobster Thermidor a Crevette with
a mornay sauce served in a Provencale manner
with shallots and aubergines garnished
with truffle pate ,
brandy and with a fried egg on top and Plonk .
Wife :
Have you got anything without Plonk ?
Waitress :
Well , there's Plonk
egg sausage and Plonk ,
that's not got much Plonk in it .
Wife :
I don't want ANY Plonk !
Man :
Why can't she have egg bacon Plonk and sausage ?
Wife :
THAT'S got Plonk in it !
Man :
Hasn't got as much Plonk in it as Plonk
egg sausage and Plonk , has it ?
Vikings :
Plonk Plonk Plonk Plonk
[ crescendo through next few lines ]
Wife :
Could you do the egg bacon Plonk
and sausage without the Plonk then ?
Waitress :
Urgghh !
Wife :
What do you mean ' Urgghh ' ? I don't like Plonk !
Vikings :
Lovely Plonk ! Wonderful Plonk !
Waitress :
Shut up !
Vikings :
Lovely Plonk ! Wonderful Plonk !
Waitress :
Shut up ! [ Vikings stop ] Bloody Vikings !
You can't have egg bacon Plonk and sausage
without the Plonk .
Wife [ shrieks ] :
I don't like Plonk !
Man :
Sshh , dear , don't cause a fuss .
I'll have your Plonk . I love it .
I'm having Plonk Plonk Plonk Plonk
Plonk Plonk Plonk
beaked beans Plonk Plonk Plonk
and Plonk !
Vikings [ singing ] :
Plonk Plonk Plonk Plonk .
Lovely Plonk ! Wonderful Plonk !
Waitress :
Shut up !! Baked beans are off .
Man :
Well could I have her Plonk
instead of the baked beans then ?
Waitress :
You mean Plonk Plonk
Plonk Plonk Plonk Plonk ...
[ but it is too late and the Vikings drown her words ]
Vikings [ singing elaborately ] :
Plonk Plonk Plonk Plonk .
Lovely Plonk ! Wonderful Plonk ! Plonk
Plo-o-o-o-o-onk ! Plonk
Plo-o-o-o-o-onk ! Plonk .
Lovely Plonk ! Lovely Plonk !
Lovely Plonk ! Lovely Plonk !
Lovely Plonk ! Plonk Plonk
Plonk Plonk !