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Spanketh Thy Monkey
Let me be the first to carry on Alias's tradition of counting down the days
until the next release of that Piece Of Shit OS they call Ubuntu. Maybe the
next version will be called: Stinky Sphincter.
Remember, Ubuntu is FREE, they give it away because they can't charge for
it. Alias claims that Ubuntu is downloaded millions of times when in reality
their counting software is way off. Ubuntu has been downloaded maybe 5,000
times.
Out of those 5,000 REAL downloads: 4,900 downloads are trashed before
installation.
The other 100 downloads are installed.
Within the first two hours of installation: 63 people have decided that
Ubuntu sucks. Remove it from their machine and NEVER tell anyone they even
tried Ubuntu.
That leaves 37. Out of those 37, 20 people have removed Ubuntu within the
first five hours.
That leaves 17. Out of those 17, 9 people have removed Ubuntu within the
next two days. Reason is because they have other stuff to do and it takes
them awhile.
That leaves 8. Out of those 8, 4 people have removed Ubuntu within the next
four days.
That leaves 4. Out of those 4, all of them are retards who don't know how
to use a computer so it is safe to say, 4 people still have Ubuntu on their
machines out of the original 5,000 downloads.
This has been verified to be true.
until the next release of that Piece Of Shit OS they call Ubuntu. Maybe the
next version will be called: Stinky Sphincter.
Remember, Ubuntu is FREE, they give it away because they can't charge for
it. Alias claims that Ubuntu is downloaded millions of times when in reality
their counting software is way off. Ubuntu has been downloaded maybe 5,000
times.
Out of those 5,000 REAL downloads: 4,900 downloads are trashed before
installation.
The other 100 downloads are installed.
Within the first two hours of installation: 63 people have decided that
Ubuntu sucks. Remove it from their machine and NEVER tell anyone they even
tried Ubuntu.
That leaves 37. Out of those 37, 20 people have removed Ubuntu within the
first five hours.
That leaves 17. Out of those 17, 9 people have removed Ubuntu within the
next two days. Reason is because they have other stuff to do and it takes
them awhile.
That leaves 8. Out of those 8, 4 people have removed Ubuntu within the next
four days.
That leaves 4. Out of those 4, all of them are retards who don't know how
to use a computer so it is safe to say, 4 people still have Ubuntu on their
machines out of the original 5,000 downloads.
This has been verified to be true.