Microsoft here, on the phone ...

[muckshifter]

One sec, I have a nice lady on the phone from Microsoft.

She tells me I have a problem ...






... click (noise of phone being put back on receiver)

 

[EvanDavis]

Have had 4 of those nice people call in the last week or so


http://www.microsoft.com/security/online-privacy/avoid-phone-scams.aspx

 

[floppybootstomp]

I'm missing out here, she hasn't phoned me yet

(Referee's whistle nestled comfortably next to phone though...)

 

[bootneck02]

I haven't had anybody from Microsoft ring me and I am rely geed off as I haven had the chance to abuse anyone